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Definition of East Jesus

East Jesus

  • Inordinately far away.
    That place is so far away, you have to drive to East Jesus to get there.

    Last edited on Aug 24 1998. Submitted by Cort H. from Davidson, NC, USA on Aug 24 1998.

  • see butt-fucking Egypt.
    Man, Adam lives way the hell out in East Jesus.

    Last edited on Oct 13 1998. Submitted by Adam N. from Rolla, MO, USA on Oct 13 1998.

  • to be far away.
    I am parked over in East-Jesus!

    Last edited on Feb 19 2002. Submitted by Dirk D. from St Louis, MO, USA on Feb 19 2002.

  • A place inconveniently far away.
    I have to drive all the way to East Jesus for a seminar.

    Last edited on Feb 14 2003. Submitted by Muh from Sierra Madre, CA, USA on Feb 14 2003.

  • the middle of nowhere.
    Hence, my mother lives in East Jesus, Arkansas.

    Last edited on Jun 22 2005. Submitted by Erin B. on Jun 22 2005.

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Other terms relating to 'east':

Definitions include: very far out, "the Boonies", far away.
Definitions include: far away.
Definitions include: a far away location.
Definitions include: a location inconveniently far away.
Definitions include: a far away and inconvenient place.
Definitions include: an isolated location; middle of nowhere.
Definitions include: a location inconveniently far away. Also used is the less offensive East Bumble-fuck.
Definitions include: a fictitious, inconveniently located, rural town where citizens are undereducated and underemployed.
Definitions include: a place far away, yet near enough to be driven to.
Definitions include: an area that is seen as rural or otherwise removed from society.
Definitions include: somewhere in the middle of nowhere
Definitions include: any location inconveniently far away; "the middle of nowhere".
Definitions include: an obscure or far-away place.
Definitions include: a far away and inconvenient place.
Definitions include: East Indian.

Other terms relating to 'jesus':

Definitions include: indication that something very bad or sad happened.
Definitions include: somewhere in the middle of nowhere
Definitions include: acronym for "in Jesus's name."
Definitions include: a general exclamation.
Definitions include: a handle next to the passenger seat of a vehicle.
Definitions include: sandals.
Definitions include: a general exclamation.
Definitions include: euphemism for Jesus Christ.
Definitions include: exclamation of surprise.
Definitions include: derogatory term for Christian.
Definitions include: interjection of surprise, alarm, etc.
Definitions include: interjection of surprise, alarm, etc.
Definitions include: exclamation of frustration.
Definitions include: semen.
Definitions include: exclamation when something is all screwed up

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