Definition of Jesus jumped up Christ

Jesus jumped up Christ

• exclamation when something is all screwed up

  Last edited on Jan 10 2004. Submitted by nate l. from Willamina, OR, USA on Jan 10 2004.

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Other terms relating to 'christ':
Christ	Definitions include: a general exclamation.
Christ on a bike	Definitions include: general exclamation.
Christ on a pogo stick	Definitions include: general exclamation.
for Christ's sake	Definitions include: general exclamation.
Jesus Christ	Definitions include: a general exclamation.
Jesus Christ on burnt toast	Definitions include: exclamation of surprise.
Jesus H. Christ	Definitions include: interjection of surprise, alarm, etc.
Jesus H. red-headed Christ	Definitions include: interjection of surprise, alarm, etc.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ	Definitions include: exclamation of frustration.
Jesus motherf*cking Christ	Definitions include: a very strong exclamation.
Jesus titty-f*cking Christ	Definitions include: a general strong exclamation.
JFC	Definitions include: acronym for "Jesus Fucking Christ".
tittie Christ	Definitions include: part of a general strong exclamation.
Other terms relating to 'jesus':
baby Jesus cried	Definitions include: indication that something very bad or sad happened.
East Jesus	Definitions include: Inordinately far away.
East Jesus, New Jersey	Definitions include: somewhere in the middle of nowhere
IJN	Definitions include: acronym for "in Jesus's name."
Jesus	Definitions include: a general exclamation.
Jesus bar	Definitions include: a handle next to the passenger seat of a vehicle.
Jesus boots	Definitions include: sandals.
Jesus Christ	Definitions include: a general exclamation.
Jesus Christmas	Definitions include: euphemism for Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ on burnt toast	Definitions include: exclamation of surprise.
Jesus freak	Definitions include: derogatory term for Christian.
Jesus H. Christ	Definitions include: interjection of surprise, alarm, etc.
Jesus H. red-headed Christ	Definitions include: interjection of surprise, alarm, etc.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ	Definitions include: exclamation of frustration.
Jesus juice	Definitions include: semen.
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Other terms relating to 'jump':
get the jump on	Definitions include: to get an earlier start than one.
have a jumper in the door	Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement.
jump	Definitions include: to engage in intimate physical contact, usually intercourse. Also jump (one's) bones.
jump bail	Definitions include: to not appear as required as a condition of bail.
jump down	Definitions include: a person who jumps down - i.e. performs oral sex.
jumper	Definitions include: a female who greatly enjoys oral sex.
jumpers	Definitions include: gym shoes.
jumping Jesus on a pogo stick	Definitions include: general exclamation.
jump into bed with	Definitions include: to work closely with someone.
jump off, the	Definitions include: new and cool..
jump on	Definitions include: to criticize.
jump on a grenade	Definitions include: to suffer a task or experience in order to shield other members of some group from the displeasure; "take one for the team".
jump (one's) bones	Definitions include: to engage in sexual physical contact, usually intercourse.
jump on the grenade	Definitions include: to suffer a task or experience in order to shield other members of some group from the displeasure; "take one for the team".
jump out	Definitions include: plain clothes police, under-cover police
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Other terms relating to 'up':
6 up	Definitions include: a warning that one or more law enforcement officers are near.
ace up (one's) sleeve	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
act up	Definitions include: to misbehave.
AFU	Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
all done up	Definitions include: well dressed, wearing makeup, etc.
all up in	Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
amped up	Definitions include: energetic due to consumption of a stimulant.
amp up	Definitions include: to increase.
ante up	Definitions include: to contribute one's share.
arse up	Definitions include: to mess up.
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
*ss up	Definitions include: to make something like ass.
ate up	Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".
ate up with stupid	Definitions include: stupid.
ate up with the dumb *ss	Definitions include: strange / stupid.
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