Definition of halps me

halp    

verb - ambitransitive

• intentional misspelling of "help". Common on websites such as Reddit.

  I can't remember what time the narwhal bacons. halp!

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  Last edited on Jan 29 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 13 2013.

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