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Definition of Havana omelets

Havana omelet


  • the bowel movement of a person suffering from diarrhea. This expression typifies the notorious reputation of tropical vacation spots for spreading such diseases as Norwalk virus; the origin of the phrase "Don't drink the water in Mexico," etc. A Havana omelet is a visual reference to what you see in the bowl after defecation.
    Dude, I just dropped a wicked Havana omelet!

    Last edited on Oct 30 2015. Submitted by James from Kitchener, ON, Canada on Jan 06 2003.

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Definitions include: diarrhea, especially when caused by drinking water in Mexico when being unaccustomed to it.
Definitions include: a disgustingly large defecation, often including diarrhea.
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Definitions include: an attack of diahorrea.
Definitions include: stomach aches associated with diarrhea.
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Definitions include: to figuratively piss out of one's ass, i.e. to urinate out of one's buttocks, i.e. to have diarrhea.
Definitions include: diarrhea, particularly nasty diarrhea
Definitions include: the act of racing to a bathroom while not defecating (specifically: diarrhea) in one's pants.

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Definitions include: an idiotic or incompetent person.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: The residual nugget of excrement that trails the larger performance of defecation.
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