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Definition of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph 
interjection
- an exclamation of shock.
- See more words with the same meaning: exclamations (list of).
Last edited on Nov 29 2001. Submitted by Kevin H. from Cedar Rapids, IA, USA on Nov 29 2001.
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| Definitions include: exclamation of surprise. | |
| Definitions include: to smoke marijuana. | |
| Definitions include: "no". | |
| Definitions include: an exclamation uttered before lifting something. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "Oh my God", a general-purpose exclamation. | |
| Definitions include: Used to indicate an extreme like for something. | |
| Definitions include: thank you. | |
| Definitions include: Oi or oy has many meanings/origins. | |
| Definitions include: "Bollocks" is also the present tense and plural form of bollock. | |
| Definitions include: interjection of disappointment. | |
| Definitions include: meaningless filler word. | |
| Definitions include: exclamation of surprise popularized by the character Stewie Griffin on the animated TV series Family Guy. | |
| Definitions include: exclamation of disappointment. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "what the fuck?". | |
| Definitions include: "for real", i.e. "seriously". | |
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Other terms relating to 'and': | |
| Definitions include: Assault and Battery | |
| Definitions include: Rain. | |
| Definitions include: Cockney rhyme for ''believe''. | |
| Definitions include: to talk a lot but never take action. | |
| Definitions include: clumsy. | |
| Definitions include: better than all that. | |
| Definitions include: the best. | |
| Definitions include: Without substance, All talk and no action | |
| Definitions include: a lot of money. | |
| Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket | |
| Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount. | |
| Definitions include: et cetera. | |
| Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount. | |
| Definitions include: a quantity between 1 and one order of magnitude lower than the quantity previously mentioned. | |
| Definitions include: interjection of agreement. | |
Other terms relating to 'jesus': | |
| Definitions include: indication that something very bad or sad happened. | |
| Definitions include: Inordinately far away. | |
| Definitions include: somewhere in the middle of nowhere | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in Jesus's name." | |
| Definitions include: a general exclamation. | |
| Definitions include: Handle that you grab next to the passenger seat of a vehicle. | |
| Definitions include: sandals. | |
| Definitions include: a general exclamation. | |
| Definitions include: A phrase used in place of Jesus Christ, when children or adults are around. | |
| Definitions include: Conveys shock as if to see Jesus Christ appear in your burnt toast. | |
| Definitions include: derogatory term for Christian. | |
| Definitions include: interjection of surprise, alarm, etc. | |
| Definitions include: interjection of surprise, alarm, etc. | |
| Definitions include: Conveys agitation for a situation or circumstance that causes frustration. | |
| Definitions include: exclamation when something is all screwed up | |
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Other terms relating to 'mary': | |
| Definitions include: Marijuana | |
| Definitions include: to consume marijuana. | |
| Definitions include: When a man gets a woman pregnant that he is not married to but does not want her to have the baby for fear of paying child support for 18 years. | |
| Definitions include: exclamation of alarm / amazement. | |
| Definitions include: A guy who behaves like a little girl when scared or hurt. | |
| Definitions include: marijuana. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "Mary Jane", i.e. marijuana. | |
| Definitions include: a general exclamation. | |
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