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Definition of takes old one eye to the optometrist

take old one eye to the optometrist

verb

  • to have sex. Mentioned in the outtakes at the end of the movie of Grumpy Old Men.

    Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by dave from NH, USA on Feb 26 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'sex, sexual intercourse':

Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: to constantly suck up to someone.
Definitions include: to engage in coitus.
Definitions include: to have sex with.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: to make an attempt.
Definitions include: "from behind".
Definitions include: a session of sex.
Definitions include: to beat up, maim or kill.
Definitions include: to have, to take.
Definitions include: deeply penetrating during sex.
Definitions include: to have sex (with).
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: to engage in doggy-style sex.

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Other terms relating to 'eye':

Definitions include: attracted to young males.
Definitions include: something or someone cherished above all others.
Definitions include: to conspicuously notice.
Definitions include: a person's favorite person.
Definitions include: the anus.
Definitions include: having extremely large eyes.
Definitions include: a metaphorical "eye" that a person with no sense of style has.
Definitions include: attractive.
Definitions include: to look at.
Definitions include: to look at a person lustfully.
Definitions include: an unattractive person.
Definitions include: New technology using the movement of the eyes to browse the internet and control your computer, through a headset.
Definitions include: an attractive person.
Definitions include: dried eye secretions, most commonly experienced upon waking from a night's sleep; "rheum"; "gound".
Definitions include: to look coyly and invitingly at.

Other terms relating to 'old':

Definitions include: big, but not necessarily old.
Definitions include: a weakling; "wimp".
Definitions include: acronym for "burned out old fart".
Definitions include: a child who is similar to one or more of its parents.
Definitions include: backronym for "cool".
Definitions include: acronym for "dirty old fucking hippie".
Definitions include: an elderly person.
Definitions include: to have sex with someone who has an attractive body but an unattractive face.
Definitions include: to be annoying due to repetition.
Definitions include: to make a strong attempt.
Definitions include: to get rid of someone or something.
Definitions include: see good old boy.
Definitions include: a certain type of person living in the rural/southern United States; "hick"; "redneck".
Definitions include: acronym for "Grand Old Party."
Definitions include: a promiscuous woman.

Other terms relating to 'one':

Definitions include: "goodbye".
Definitions include: Slang for the phrase " Once More, Again". Compare to: 1 more time, Repeat , Replay,or Restart. Example: The studio producer said "Imma need y'all to do that [1 Mo''gain]. Ok 1, 2, 3, GO!!!
Definitions include: a "Long Island Ice Tea" (also called a "Long Island Iced Tea") which is a strong alcoholic mixed drink.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to go back to the beginning.
Definitions include: To beat someone up, inflict head injury
Definitions include: $1,000.
Definitions include: to die or to get killed.
Definitions include: "buy one get one" free.
Definitions include: to fight.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: a beer.
Definitions include: to masturbate.

Other terms relating to 'take':

Definitions include: "Chill, don't worry about it."
Definitions include: a second look.
Definitions include: compromise.
Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."
Definitions include: to beat severely, or defeat severely.
Definitions include: taking bribes.
Definitions include: the result of someone taking the piss.
Definitions include: to rob or extort.
Definitions include: to have to go take a shit.
Definitions include: to mistreat.
Definitions include: to get something to eat.
Definitions include: to take a look.
Definitions include: taking a chance on something.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: he needs to relax.

Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: information.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.

Other terms relating to 'to':

Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: See nine to five.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: a declaration of victory or superiority.
Definitions include: sex in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio.
Definitions include: to revisit one's past.
Definitions include: to go back to the beginning.
Definitions include: extreme; "all out".
Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
Definitions include: to perform an activity before someone else.
Definitions include: to be unintelligible.
Definitions include: to do.
Definitions include: more important things to deal with.
Definitions include: to kill or destroy.

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