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Definition of two-bagger

two-bagger

noun

  • a very unattractive person. From the concept of putting a bag over the head of someone very unattractive. A two-bagger therefore, is unattractive enough to require two bags.
    Did you catch his new girlfriend? She's a real two-bagger.

    Last edited on May 31 2016. Submitted by Keith C. from Minneapolis, MN, USA on Apr 26 1999.

  • Someone who is so ugly, you have to put a bag over your head as well as theirs, in case theirs falls off during sex.
    That girls a two-bagger.

    Last edited on Feb 11 2000. Submitted by Rick D. from Saint Louis, MO, USA on Feb 11 2000.

  • n. or adj. An extremely ugly girl. Comes from the old cliche "she's so ugly she has to wear a bag over her head to go outside." In this case she's so ugly she is so ugly she has to wear two bags over her head.
    Man, your girl is a two-bagger.

    Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Mike S. from Lynchburg, VA, USA on Jan 03 2002.

  • A plain or ugly female/male, the suggestion being were you to have sex you would need a bag over their head so you didn't have to see, and a bag over your head in case the bag on theirs fell off. Common southern English usage.
    You fancy her? She's a real two bagger.

    Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Francesca from Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, UK on Feb 03 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'unattractive, ugly person (either gender)':

Definitions include: acronym for "funny looking kid", an insult used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Definitions include: good tasting.
Definitions include: a derogatory term for an unattractive member of the opposite sex.
Definitions include: A girl so ugly she looks like she got hit with a shovel.
Definitions include: an unattractive person from the Bush, i.e. the country-side of Australia.
Definitions include: an unattractive person.
Definitions include: an unattractive person with whom one has sex only in order to break a "sexual slump" (extended period of time without sex.)
Definitions include: an unattractive female or one with a bad reputation.
Definitions include: a person who is so ugly that one would have to put a bag over their head (so as to hide their face) before considering having intercourse with them.
Definitions include: contraction of "fucking ugly mother fucker".
Definitions include: a person who is attractive from a distance, but unattractive on closer inspection.
Definitions include: acronym for "nice ass, ugly face".
Definitions include: a person, generally a woman, who has an attractive body, but an ugly face.
Definitions include: a friend.
Definitions include: See slumpbuster.

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Other terms relating to 'bag':

Definitions include: better than all that.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: to lie to; deceive.
Definitions include: a female who is in a relationship only for illegal powdered drugs (e.g. cocaine,) which is often stored in a small bag.
Definitions include: when French fries are in a container that is in a bag, those French fries that fall out of the container and settle at the bottom of the bag.
Definitions include: a person who is so ugly that one would have to put a bag over their head (so as to hide their face) before considering having intercourse with them.
Definitions include: a female who does sexual favors as payment instead of cash to obtain drugs or get a bag/sack of her own.
Definitions include: a homeless woman.
Definitions include: noun, means a sack lunch.
Definitions include: an extremely skinny person.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: something displeasing.
Definitions include: a person who is a source of constant surprise.
Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".

Other terms relating to 'two':

Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night.
Definitions include: "to".
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: diarrhea.
Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
Definitions include: penis and testicles.
Definitions include: to care.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
Definitions include: Very hot outside.
Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."

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