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Definition of two-bagger

two-bagger

noun

  • a very unattractive person. From the concept of putting a bag over the head of someone very unattractive. A two-bagger therefore, is unattractive enough to require two bags.
    Did you catch his new girlfriend? She's a real two-bagger.

    Last edited on May 31 2016. Submitted by Keith C. from Minneapolis, MN, USA on Apr 26 1999.

  • Someone who is so ugly, you have to put a bag over your head as well as theirs, in case theirs falls off during sex.
    That girls a two-bagger.

    Last edited on Feb 11 2000. Submitted by Rick D. from Saint Louis, MO, USA on Feb 11 2000.

  • n. or adj. An extremely ugly girl. Comes from the old cliche "she's so ugly she has to wear a bag over her head to go outside." In this case she's so ugly she is so ugly she has to wear two bags over her head.
    Man, your girl is a two-bagger.

    Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Mike S. from Lynchburg, VA, USA on Jan 03 2002.

  • A plain or ugly female/male, the suggestion being were you to have sex you would need a bag over their head so you didn't have to see, and a bag over your head in case the bag on theirs fell off. Common southern English usage.
    You fancy her? She's a real two bagger.

    Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Francesca from Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, UK on Feb 03 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'bag':

Definitions include: better than all that.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: to lie to; deceive.
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Definitions include: to have sex.

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