• derogatary. used for the same purpose as fuck off, only you can use this one before a noun

  Go fuck a tree(or cow, or cat, etc.), Joey! This is your last warning!

  by Hannah T., Nov 09 2003.

• Someone that is weird, off the wall, goofy.

  Dawn is such a goober.

  by Sarah M., Mt. Pleasant, OH, USA, May 30 1998.

• someone acting silly or stupid.

  He's such a goober!

  by Beth, Bellows Falls, VT, USA, Jan 01 1999.

• A dork.

  She's such a goober.

  by Kati and Betsey, USA, Oct 24 1999.

• 1.) a person who messed up. 2.) An unattractiver male or female!

  Wearing that hat makes him look like a goober.

  by Elizabeth M., Feb 01 2000.

• Refers to someone who is no very intelligent. not sure if it is from the Andy Griffith show character who was cousin to Gomer Pyle, or the slang for peanut. "he can be such a Goober", or "quit being so Goober" also "Goober head."

  He is so Goober or he is such a Goober.

  by shad, Jul 04 2002.

• wierdo or nerd.

  Dude, you're a goober.

  by Joe M., Vacaville, CA, USA, Oct 23 2002.

noun

• a MORON, or IDIOT.

  by Heather M., May 15 2004.

• Someone who lacks common sense or intelligence.

  That goober has no idea what he's talking about!

  by Heather M., May 15 2004.

• a term used to refer to a goofy or silly person

  by L. J., Aug 17 2004.

• an idiot; moron, etc.

  by L. J., Aug 17 2004.

• a loser

  Look at that girl she's such a goober, She dresses like my great grandma.

  by Ashley D., Erie, PA, USA, Dec 23 2004.

• Another word for dork.

  That guy is a total goober.

  by Trey A., Murfreesboro, TN, USA, Jan 16 2005.

• A person who has a tendency to be weird and annoying.

  by Dusty B., Buckley, IL, USA, Jan 22 2005.

• Used mostly by surfers to ask who's fly.

  Whose Gooch?

  by Aaron P., Long Beach, CA, USA, Jan 31 2000.

• The space between your ass and your nutsack.

  You shave your gooch?

  by ty and mark, Dec 07 2002.

• The space between the balls and butthole.

  I think I just ripped my gooch.

  by Artur, Canada, Dec 14 2002.

• The space between the scrotum and the anus. Chode.

  by Anya J., Brookline, MA, USA, Jan 01 2003.

• n or adj synonym for chode and also used as an insult 1. a derogatory term. Notes: in many areas, refers to the portion of skip between the scrotum and anus. Therefore, being a guch is undesirable. In other areas, the word lacks a true translation, the closest equivalent being "moron."

  My gooch itches. or Sally is a gooch licker.

  by Bryan, San Diego, CA, USA, Jan 07 2003.

• The small piece of skin inbetween a man's scrotum and anus.

  by Anonymous, Jun 13 2004.

• Spot between asshole and ballsack

  his gooch is hairy

  by Doug C., Narman, Turkey, Sep 28 2007.

• perineum.

  by Pamela, Jul 16 2008.

verb

• Someone who is attractive from a distance or after a few beers, but as you get closer or sober up they are actually very ugly. Also good from far, far from good.

  That girl was good from afar, but far from good.

  by Matt, Columbus, OH, USA, Jan 29 1998.

• Someone who is attractive from a distance or after a few beers, but as you get closer or sober up they are actually very ugly.

  That girl was good from afar, but far from good.

  by Matt, Columbus, OH, USA, Jan 29 1998.

• A really ugly person. Geek, Dork, Nerd.

  Look at that goon.

  by Alex B., Estacada, OR, USA, Oct 26 1999.

• NOUN: 1. A thug hired to intimidate or harm opponents. 2. A stupid person.

  You are such a goon!

  by Anonymous, Feb 22 2002.

• tuff or hard aint scrared of no one

  by Anonymous, May 07 2004.

• a big goofy person without coordination.

  by Spencer H., Oct 15 2005.

noun

• Cheap cask wine. In some places, state government wine industry subsidies make this the cheapest form of drinkable ethanol available.

  The beer ran out but there was lots of goon.

  by Joel K., Nov 12 2004.

• a retard

  by Brittany, Washington, DC, USA, Aug 21 2003.

• a dumb or stupid person.

  You're a gotard, Andy

  by Brittany, Washington, DC, USA, Aug 21 2003.

• means somethin stupid.

  he's acting grimy.

  by troy, Brooklyn, NY, USA, Jan 13 2002.

• used in a situation when someone does a mean and dirty deed.

  by Sandi C., Los Angeles, CA, USA, Nov 30 2005.

• Used to define someone who is of the red-neck, trailer trash, low morals variety. Used as a serious insult.

  They are such gritters.

  by casper, Southbend, Warrenton, MO 63383, USA, Oct 25 1999.

noun

• A visibly dirty individual.

  All that grease in Josh's hair, that dude's a gritter

  by Nick R., Mar 01 2006.

• An ugly skinny girl. Origin - an immaginary animal, like the side hill wompus.

  She's such a grizzely chicken.

  by G. Tenney, Suny Agric Col, Canton, NY 13617, USA, Nov 13 1997.

• A pair of underwear that is dirty and smells badly, 2. also used as a put down.

  1. Your grundies smell

  2. You stupid grundy!

  by Sarah H., Launceston, TAS, Australia, Feb 07 2002.

• to be incredibly stupid.

  She has an IQ to rival cheese.

  by Bob L., St Paul, MN, USA, Apr 22 2002.