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cluster

noun

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clusterfuck

adjective

  • uptight. 2. confused.
    Don't get all cluster-fucked!
    This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. It will be saved from deletion if legitimate citations are found.

    Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by steve m. from Shirland, IL, USA on Nov 07 2001.

noun

  • an event or process which is totally disordered and discombobulated, resulting in a situation of extreme diffuculty, and manifesting a state of intense frustration, even anger.

    Last edited on Feb 20 2005. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20 2005.

  • an un-organized pile of stuff.
    Hey, what is that clusterfuck on your desk?

    Last edited on Mar 18 2005. Submitted by Chris G. from NJ, USA on Mar 18 2005.

  • a tangled mess, as in wires or rope.
    Need I say more? nobody in those offices/departments knows wtf they're doing or talking about.

    Last edited on Jul 24 2014. Submitted by Chris G. from NJ, USA on Mar 18 2005.

verb

  • to make into a clusterfuck, as described in the noun sense(s).
    Who clusterfucked the stereo wires?

    Last edited on Jun 05 2013. Submitted by Chris G. from NJ, USA on Mar 18 2005.

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cluster fuck

noun

  • a mess, a really bad situation.
    What a clusterfuck!

    Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by Karen from Seattle, WA, USA on Jun 29 1998.

  • a disturbance causing confusion; "ruckus"; "commotion".
    The kid dropped the dishes and caused one big clusterfuck.

    Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by Matt P. from Paden City, WV, USA on Dec 03 1998.

  • something messy, messed-up or disorganized.
    After the party, my whole house is a clusterfuck.

    Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by Betsy M. from Columbia, MO, USA on Nov 04 1999.

  • an ill-organized, clutter of equipment and people, all of which create a commotion.
    This job site is a complete clusterfuck.

    Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by Mark T. from Beebe, AR, USA on Feb 24 2000.

  • an orgy.

    Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by Mark T. from Beebe, AR, USA on Feb 24 2000.

  • an unorganized mess, which will be difficult to organize again. Some examples of "cluster fucks": a car pileup, a messy room, an unorganized meeting.
    • See more words with the same meaning: a mess.

    Last edited on Nov 29 2001. Submitted by Kevin H. from Cedar Rapids, IA, USA on Nov 29 2001.

  • Everything is going wrong. Full of confusion or uncertainty.
    This whole situation is just a big clusterfuck.

    Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by Adam S. from Mesquite, TX, USA on Dec 11 2001.

  • (n): When circumstances become so outrageously fucked-up (see fucked-up) that they cannot be repaired, fixed, ignored or blamed on someone else.
    This engineering project has turned into a total cluster-fuck.

    Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by Jeff M. from Austin, TX, USA on Jan 09 2002.

  • Used to describe a situation when multiple aspects of one project goes wrong.
    The whole surgical procedure was one big clusterfuck.
    Obamacare is one of the largest clusterfucks ever in the US.

    Last edited on Nov 12 2013. Submitted by Josh V. from Wynantskill, NY, USA on Aug 22 2002.

  • medicare and medicaid are prime examples of clusterfuck
    Medicare and medicaid are examples of clusterfucks to the corporatist mindset of total greed absent any shred of empathy.

    Last edited on Dec 11 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24 2014.

  • An organized operation or activity that goes terribly wrong as a result of middle-management incompetence.

    Coined by American and Allied soldiers during the Viet Nam Conflict. Majors and Lt Colonels in the Army and Air Force are the equivillent of middle management. Often, the aquisition of supplies and orders for troop movements were originated by these officers. The insignia for each of these ranks is a small round Oak Leaf Cluster (Majors have a gold cluster, Lt Colonels have a silver custer). When an operation went wrong, it was often blamed on incompitent middle management giving stupid or contradictory orders. Hence, cluster fuck.

    Last edited on Aug 06 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 06 2014.

  • It compares someone or some situation to the effects of a clusterbomb, much used in the Vietnam Nam war -- repeated explosions, repeated fuckups.
    Medical and hospital care as it exists today with it becoming a business rather than a profession and controlled by administrators, government, insurance companies, PA's, nurse practitioners, absent physicians, hospitalists, and left big toe specialists.
    The doctor's office was really a clusterfuck!

    Last edited on Aug 29 2015. Submitted by bwilkes58 on Nov 10 2014.

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cluster hug

noun

  • a more intense or masculine variant of "group hug".
                                                                                                                      

    Citation from Echoes of Kentucky Basketball: The Greatest Stories Ever Told, Scott Stricklin, 2006 blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Aug 06 2013. Submitted by Jim F. from Salinas, CA, USA on Sep 29 2006.

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clutch

adjective

  • great; "awesome"; "cool".
                                                                                            

    Citation from "Nepotism", The Office (TV, 2010), Season 7 Episode 1 blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
    Pepsi is the clutchest chaser when drinking.

    Last edited on Apr 12 2013. Submitted by steph from WI, USA on Feb 16 2000.

  • helpful during a difficult situation or period of time. Something that "came through in the clutch", that is, came through in a difficult or trying time.
    That money you sent me was clutch.
    • See more words with the same meaning: helpful.

    Last edited on Dec 11 2002. Submitted by Brooklyn from New York, NY, USA on Dec 11 2002.

  • Essential
    Toronto Blue Jays' Jose Bautista delivers clutch double in win over Chicago Cubs" --http://sports.nati.

    Last edited on Sep 11 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11 2014.

noun

  • a difficult or trying time. Often used in sports to describe a player or team's ability (or inability) to deliver when peak performance is needed.
    "Big-time players deliver in the clutch." Kurt Johnson, Roseville Press-Tribune.
    "David Wright has been wrong in the clutch for Mets." Peter Botte, NY Daily News.

    Last edited on Dec 11 2002. Submitted by Brooklyn from New York, NY, USA on Dec 11 2002.

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clutter fuck

noun

  • something extremely disorganized.
    • See more words with the same meaning: a mess.

    Last edited on Apr 03 2011. Submitted by John C. from Kansas City, MO, USA on Aug 07 2006.

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Clyde

  • a bumpkin, square, moron. Origin: biker culture.
    I had the deal made when this Clyde showed up and ruined it!

    Last edited on Aug 25 2013. Submitted by B. Kellier from Alberta, Canada on Jan 25 2000.

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Clymer

noun

  • "asshole." Originated on FreeRepublic.com in late 2000 when George W. Bush and Dick Cheney unknowingly referred to New York Times reporter Adam Clymer as a "major league asshole" in front of an open microphone at a campaign rally.
    That Osama bin Laden is such a Clymer!

    Last edited on Apr 07 2013. Submitted by Alex from Montebello, CA, USA on Jan 11 2002.

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