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null

adjective

  • boring; dull.
    Dude, this party is completely null.

    Last edited on Jul 15 2013. Submitted by jesus is king from Fort White, FL, USA on Apr 27 2010.

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number 1

noun

  • a session of urination.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

    Citation from "God's Chef". ''Moral Orel'' (TV) Season 1 Episode 10, (2006) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jan 31 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2016.

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number 2

noun

  • a session of defecation.
    Reverend Putty: Haven't you heard the handy rhyme? "Number 1, gold like God made the sun, number 2, Good Lord help me go poo, number 3, the Devil sets my sperm free."
    -- "God's Chef", ''Moral Orel'', (TV), Season 1, Episode 10, (2006)

    Last edited on Jan 31 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2016.

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number 3

noun

  • a session of masturbation.
    Reverend Putty: Haven't you heard the handy rhyme? "Number 1, gold like God made the sun, number 2, Good Lord help me go poo, number 3, the Devil sets my sperm free." -- "God's Chef", ''Moral Orel'', (TV), Season 1, Episode 10 (2006)

    Last edited on Jan 31 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2016.

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number one

noun - uncountable

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number two

  • one's right-hand man.
    He's my number two.

    Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.

noun - uncountable

  • defecation.
    Kid: I have to go to the bathroom.

    Parent: Number one or number two?

    Kid: Number two.
                                               

                                        

    Citation from "Acceptance", Wilfred (TV), Season 1 Episode 4 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
    • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

    Last edited on Jul 26 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.

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numb nut

noun

  • a person who does something very stupid. Origin: from the slang word "nut" for head. Therefore, numb in the head.
    Only a real numb nut would drink an entire bottle of vodka by himself.

    Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by colleen m. from Cambridge, MA, USA on Jan 19 2003.

  • to insult someone that is confused or lost in thought.
    You numb-nut.

    Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by Lesley M. from Cazenovia, NY, USA on Jul 25 2004.

  • Used as an insult.

    Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by Lesley M. from Cazenovia, NY, USA on Jul 25 2004.

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