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noun

• a session of masturbation.

  Reverend Putty: Haven't you heard the handy rhyme? "Number 1, gold like God made the sun, number 2, Good Lord help me go poo, number 3, the Devil sets my sperm free." -- "God's Chef", ''Moral Orel'', (TV), Season 1, Episode 10 (2006)

  Last edited on Jan 31 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2016.

noun - uncountable

• urination.

  Kid: I have to go to the bathroom.
  
  Parent: Number one or number two?
  
  Kid: Number one.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to urinate, pee, piss.

  Last edited on May 13 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 09 2009.

• one's self.

  I always look out for number one.

  • See more words with the same meaning: urine.

  Last edited on May 13 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 09 2009.

• urine.

  Mom, I got number one on my pants.

  Last edited on Nov 09 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Nov 09 2011.

• one's right-hand man.

  He's my number two.

  Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.

noun - uncountable

• defecation.

  Kid: I have to go to the bathroom.
  
  Parent: Number one or number two?
  
  Kid: Number two.

                                             
  
                                      
  
  Citation from "Acceptance", Wilfred (TV), Season 1 Episode 4 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

  Last edited on Jul 26 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.

noun

• a person who does something very stupid. Origin: from the slang word "nut" for head. Therefore, numb in the head.

  Only a real numb nut would drink an entire bottle of vodka by himself.

  • See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.

  Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by colleen m. from Cambridge, MA, USA on Jan 19 2003.

• to insult someone that is confused or lost in thought.

  You numb-nut.

  • See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.

  Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by Lesley M. from Cazenovia, NY, USA on Jul 25 2004.

• Used as an insult.
  • See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.

  Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by Lesley M. from Cazenovia, NY, USA on Jul 25 2004.

noun - plural

• a form of address for an unintelligent person; "you moron"; "you dumbass".

                                                                       
  
                                                          
  
  Citation from "Smoked", Lie To Me (TV, 2010), Season 3 Episode 8 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

                                                                                                                                                                       
  
  Citation from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002 film) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  Last edited on Feb 18 2013. Submitted by lcox on Jul 28 2003.

• foolish; stupid (in behavior or speech)

  Don't be such a numb-nuts!

  • See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.

  Last edited on May 25 2006. Submitted by E.T. from Kansas, USA on May 25 2006.

noun - plural

• a form of address or reference for an unintelligent person; "you moron"; "you dumbass".

                                                                       
  
                                                   
  
  Citation from "Smoked", Lie To Me (TV, 2010), Season 3 Episode 8 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

                                                                                                                                                                       
  
  Citation from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002 film) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.

  Last edited on Jan 08 2013. Submitted by Wendy from Purley, Greater London, UK on Oct 22 1999.