Definition of a blumpkin

blumpkin    

noun

• fellatio received while the receiver is defecating.

  At the fetish club, Bill was certain he could get a blumpkin.

  Joe got his first blumpkin last night.

  • See more words with the same meaning: fellatio, 'blowjob'.
  • See more words with the same meaning: sex activities, practices, moves.
  • See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit.

  Last edited on Nov 14 2011. Submitted by SEAN M. from Virginia, USA on Apr 17 1998.

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Other terms relating to 'fellatio, 'blowjob'':
smoke pole	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
swallow	Definitions include: to swallow a man's ejaculate during oral sex.
give brain	Definitions include: perform fellatio
ATM	Definitions include: acronym for "ass-to-mouth", i.e. a sex act in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio or cunnilingus.
durb	Definitions include: To perform oral sex.
hoover	Definitions include: to clean.
whaps	Definitions include: fellatio.
gobbie	Definitions include: fellatio.
give head	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
slob (one's) knob	Definitions include: to fellate.
cabeza	Definitions include: fellatio.
can suck the chrome off a tail pipe	Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
skull	Definitions include: fellatio.
sucky f*cky	Definitions include: fellatio followed by intercourse.
give cone	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
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Other terms relating to 'sex activities, practices, moves':
toss salad	Definitions include: to perform analingus; "rim".
blow	Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
AB/DL	Definitions include: "adult baby / diaper lover".
ATM	Definitions include: acronym for "ass-to-mouth", i.e. a sex act in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio or cunnilingus.
make airtight	Definitions include: see airtight.
DVA	Definitions include: acronym for "double-vaginal [and] anal".
get (one's) knees dirty	Definitions include: to give oral sex.
go down on	Definitions include: to perform oral sex on someone.
get (one's) tip wet	Definitions include: to literally get one's penis wet, via receiving oral sex or having sexual intercourse.
plumpkin	Definitions include: Spelling variant of blumpkin, likely due to people mishearing the term.
take it up the *ss	Definitions include: to be on the receiving end of anal sex.
A2M	Definitions include: "ass to mouth".
donkey punch	Definitions include: one of many "sex moves" that involve physical abuse of women.
S and M	Definitions include: "sadism and masochism."
earn (one's) red wings	Definitions include: to give oral sex to a woman on her period, for the first time.
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Other terms relating to 'to defecate, poop, shit':
push out a grumpy	Definitions include: to defecate.
piledriver	Definitions include: defecation.
sharts, the	Definitions include: a condition marked by repeated attempts at only flatulence, but in which there is an an anal release of air and non-air (whether liquid or solid.)
visit Uncle Grumpy	Definitions include: to defecate.
bust a dook	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
crap factory	Definitions include: something or someone that continually defecates.
talk to a man about a mule	Definitions include: to defecate.
crank an Eight Ball	Definitions include: to defecate.
touch cloth	Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
expel the hamster	Definitions include: to defecate.
take a sh*t	Definitions include: to defecate.
shart (one's self)	Definitions include: to attempt only flatulence, but to experience both an anal release of air and non-air (whether liquid or solid.)
poo	Definitions include: feces.
pitch a log	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
release the chocolate hostage	Definitions include: to defecate.
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butter the bowl	Definitions include: to defecate.
make a pass at	Definitions include: to attempt to elicit romance or sex; "hit on".
stacked	Definitions include: large breasted.
chin music	Definitions include: idle talk, chatter.
grocery getter	Definitions include: a car that is old and/or unstylish.
cuddy	Definitions include: a close friend; "cuz"; "homie".
cackleberry	Definitions include: a chicken egg.
old flame	Definitions include: a past romantic partner.
fecal arts, the	Definitions include: skill in bullshitting.
crafty	Definitions include: devious.

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