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Definition of a PICNIC
PICNIC
noun
- acronym for "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer". A method of discretely blaming a computer problem on user error.
Person A: So what happened with the CEO's wireless?
Person B: That support request goes in the PICNIC file.- See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
Last edited on Nov 09 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 12 2010.
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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)': | |
Definitions include: acronym for "down to fuck". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "quarter pound". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "don't give a fuck." | |
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell". | |
Definitions include: variant of "LOL" (i.e. "laugh out loud".) | |
Definitions include: acronym for "blue screen of death." | |
Definitions include: acronym for "fuck all" (meaning "nothing".) | |
Definitions include: shortened, phonetic version of "are". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "Democrat in Name Only." | |
Definitions include: acronym for "that shit crazy" or "that shit cray". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "one night stand". | |
Definitions include: "boyfriend." | |
Definitions include: acronym of "away from keyboard." | |
Definitions include: acronym for "crack the fuck up". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can recall" or "as far as I can remember". | |
Slang terms with the same root words
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Other terms relating to 'chair': | |
Definitions include: A chair that has been farted into and sent rolling across the room/office to spread the smell and/or deliver the "gift" to someone else. | |
Definitions include: pejorative nickname of the US Air Force. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, laughing out loud". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, rolling on floor, laughing out loud". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between chair and keyboard". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between keyboard and chair". | |
Definitions include: to engage in a pointless activity, like rearranging deck chairs as the Titanic sank. | |
Other terms relating to 'computer': | |
Definitions include: a computer that malfunctions frequently. | |
Definitions include: "computer". | |
Definitions include: "computer." | |
Other terms relating to 'in': | |
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
Definitions include: involving everyone or everything. | |
Definitions include: doing something emphatically. | |
Definitions include: no chance. | |
Definitions include: something easy. | |
Definitions include: at some time before the present. | |
Definitions include: having resumed an activity that one had previously stopped performing. | |
Definitions include: included. | |
Definitions include: clitoris. | |
Definitions include: to intrude. | |
Definitions include: See barge in. | |
Definitions include: To beat someone up, inflict head injury | |
Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "be back in a bit", i.e. "I will return in a short amount of time." | |
Other terms relating to 'not': | |
Definitions include: acronym for "do not disturb". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a constitutional lawyer". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a lawyer." | |
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a medical doctor". | |
Definitions include: "I am not a quantum physicist". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not your lawyer". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "I'm not an expert". | |
Definitions include: appearing last in some list, but not because it's the least important item on the list. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "not applicable." | |
Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "not invented here". | |
Definitions include: a "syndrome" involving a company's hesitance or refusal to use any idea or product it didn't invent or create. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "not in my backyard." | |
Definitions include: acronym for not mind safe. | |
Other terms relating to 'problem': | |
Definitions include: a problem that, in reality, demonstrates one's good fortune. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "First World problem" or "First World problems". | |
Definitions include: issues and problems. | |
Definitions include: "you're welcome." | |
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between chair and keyboard". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between keyboard and chair". | |
Definitions include: acronym of "personal problem." |
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