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Definition of a PICNIC

PICNIC

noun

  • acronym for "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer". A method of discretely blaming a computer problem on user error.
    Person A: So what happened with the CEO's wireless?

    Person B: That support request goes in the PICNIC file.

    Last edited on Nov 09 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 12 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)':

Definitions include: a last-minute or previously unplanned request to meet up with someone with the intention of having sex (i.e. getting booty.)
Definitions include: acronym for "fixed that for you".
Definitions include: relating to a WASP.
Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
Definitions include: "male for female."
Definitions include: acronym for "clothed female, naked male".
Definitions include: acronyms for "a woman I'd like to doink".
Definitions include: acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".
Definitions include: acronym for "word of the day".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a constitutional lawyer".
Definitions include: "free to play".
Definitions include: See on the DL.
Definitions include: acronym for "head mother fucker what's in charge".
Definitions include: acronym for "what the fuck?".
Definitions include: acronym for "put it in your butt".

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'chair':

Definitions include: A chair that has been farted into and sent rolling across the room/office to spread the smell and/or deliver the "gift" to someone else.
Definitions include: pejorative nickname of the US Air Force.
Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, laughing out loud".
Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, rolling on floor, laughing out loud".
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between chair and keyboard".
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between keyboard and chair".
Definitions include: to engage in a pointless activity, like rearranging deck chairs as the Titanic sank.

Other terms relating to 'computer':

Definitions include: a computer that malfunctions frequently.
Definitions include: "computer".
Definitions include: "computer."

Other terms relating to 'in':

Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: involving everyone or everything.
Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
Definitions include: no chance.
Definitions include: something easy.
Definitions include: at some time before the present.
Definitions include: having resumed an activity that one had previously stopped performing.
Definitions include: included.
Definitions include: clitoris.
Definitions include: to intrude.
Definitions include: See barge in.
Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils.
Definitions include: acronym for "be back in a bit", i.e. "I will return in a short amount of time."
Definitions include: never.

Other terms relating to 'not':

Definitions include: acronym for "do not disturb".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a constitutional lawyer".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a lawyer."
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a medical doctor".
Definitions include: "I am not a quantum physicist".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not your lawyer".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "I'm not an expert".
Definitions include: appearing last in some list, but not because it's the least important item on the list.
Definitions include: acronym for "not applicable."
Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion.
Definitions include: acronym for "not invented here".
Definitions include: a "syndrome" involving a company's hesitance or refusal to use any idea or product it didn't invent or create.
Definitions include: acronym for "not in my backyard."
Definitions include: acronym for not mind safe.

Other terms relating to 'problem':

Definitions include: a problem that, in reality, demonstrates one's good fortune.
Definitions include: acronym for "First World problem" or "First World problems".
Definitions include: issues and problems.
Definitions include: "you're welcome."
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between chair and keyboard".
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between keyboard and chair".
Definitions include: acronym of "personal problem."

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