Definition of fuck me in the ass with no Vaseline

fuck me in the ass with no Vaseline

interjection

• exclamation upon realizing one's misfortune.

  Well fuck me in the ass with no Vaseline. That is going to be a hard test.

  • See more words with the same meaning: exclamations (list of).

  Last edited on May 14 2011. Submitted by Matt T. from Memphis, TN, USA on Oct 20 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'exclamations (list of)':
poop	Definitions include: feces.
FR	Definitions include: acronym for "for real".
piss	Definitions include: expression of dismay; "bummer".
Simon	Definitions include: the "tortured artist" half of a pair of people.
negatory	Definitions include: no, negative.
sweet-lock	Definitions include: A casual observance of someone you find very attractive.
yikes	Definitions include: used to express surprise.
lordy	Definitions include: a general exclamation.
pfft	Definitions include: exclamation of disbelief.
bam	Definitions include: "there you go"; "and then suddenly"; etc.
yea	Definitions include: spelling variant of "yeah".
boom	Definitions include: to sell.
la di da	Definitions include: exclamation used when impressed.
bollocks	Definitions include: "Bollocks" is also the present tense and plural form of bollock.
f*ck that noise	Definitions include: exclamation of displeasure.
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Other terms relating to 'ass':
all over (one's) *ss	Definitions include: pestering a person.
all over (one's) *sses	Definitions include: pestering multiple people.
AP	Definitions include: short for ass-poopin'.
*ss	Definitions include: anything displeasing.
-*ss	Definitions include: used after an adjective to indicate extremes or excessiveness; "very", "really", "extremely".
*ss-backwards	Definitions include: in reverse or totally incorrect
*ss bag	Definitions include: a general insult.
*ss blast	Definitions include: instance of flatulence.
*ss breath	Definitions include: Extreme halitosis.
*ss cable	Definitions include: solid bodily waste discharged through the anus.
*ss-can	Definitions include: a despicable person.
*ss clown	Definitions include: one who appears foolish, like a clown.
*ss crack	Definitions include: the cleft between the buttocks.
*ss-crack of dawn	Definitions include: very early in the day.
*ss-dough	Definitions include: is where you get money for sittin' on your ass.
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Other terms relating to 'fuck':
4Q	Definitions include: "fuck you".
abso-f*cking-lutely	Definitions include: absolutely.
abso-f*ckin'-lutely	Definitions include: very absolutely.
AFU	Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
all the f*cks I give	Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
AMF	Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
as f*ck	Definitions include: an intensifier.
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
*ss f*ck	Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
BAMF	Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
bend over get f*cked	Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."
BFD	Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
BFE	Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
b*tchass mother f*cker	Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker.
brainf*ck	Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.
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Other terms relating to 'in':
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
all in	Definitions include: involving everyone or everything.
all up in	Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
an ice cube's chance in hell	Definitions include: no chance.
a walk in the park	Definitions include: something easy.
back in the day	Definitions include: at some time before the present.
back in the saddle	Definitions include: having resumed an activity that one had previously stopped performing.
baked-in	Definitions include: included.
bald man in a boat	Definitions include: clitoris.
barge in	Definitions include: to intrude.
barge in on	Definitions include: See barge in.
Bash one's skull in	Definitions include: To beat someone up, inflict head injury
bat in the cave	Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils.
BBIAB	Definitions include: acronym for "be back in a bit", i.e. "I will return in a short amount of time."
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Other terms relating to 'me':
a little birdie told me	Definitions include: "A person who I will not disclose told me..."
a little bird told me	Definitions include: "A person who I will not disclose told me..."
AMA	Definitions include: "ask me anything".
bite me	Definitions include: a command, similar to "Go to hell!" (i.e. "Leave me alone!"
blow me	Definitions include: an angry retort; "bite me".
Bottle in front of me, frontal lobotomy	Definitions include: This describes a comical way to say that someone plans to drink until they function like a brain surgery patient.
call me when the shuttle lands	Definitions include: Similar to: "Let me know when you're acting normal again."
CFM boots	Definitions include: "come fuck me" boots.
check me	Definitions include: telling someone to check you out.
color me	Definitions include: "I was."
CREAM	Definitions include: acronym for "cash rules everything around me".
do me	Definitions include: to try one's patience.
don't do me	Definitions include: see do me.
eat me	Definitions include: a dismissive retort; "go to hell"; "bite me".
e me	Definitions include: "send me an e-mail."
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Other terms relating to 'no':
ain't got no	Definitions include: "don't have any".
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
ain't no thang	Definitions include: "ain't no thang", i.e. "it isn't a thing", meaning that something isn't to be concerned about; "no big deal"; "don't worry about it".
ain't no thing but a chicken wing	Definitions include: to be okay; not a big concern.
all bark and no bite	Definitions include: to talk a lot but never take action.
a no-win situation	Definitions include: a situation with no possible positive outcome.
close but no cigar	Definitions include: to almost happen, but not.
feel no pain	Definitions include: being very drunk.
f*ck no	Definitions include: See "fuck".
give no f*cks	Definitions include: to not care.
hell no	Definitions include: an emphatic "no".
hells no	Definitions include: see hells.
hells to the no	Definitions include: variant of "hell to the no".
hell to the no	Definitions include: an emphatic "hell no".
lights are on but no one's home	Definitions include: alive but brain-dead.
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Other terms relating to 'the':
101 scoop, the	Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: inclusive.
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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Other terms relating to 'with':
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
ate up with stupid	Definitions include: stupid.
ate up with the dumb *ss	Definitions include: strange / stupid.
at loggerheads with	Definitions include: in disagreement with.
at (one's) wit's end	Definitions include: extremely aggravated.
beat with the ugly stick	Definitions include: unattractive.
be up with	Definitions include: to be affecting a person.
be with	Definitions include: to have sex with.
born with a silver spoon in (one's) mouth	Definitions include: to be born into wealth and privilege.
break up with	Definitions include: See break up.
cold with it	Definitions include: cool, awesome.
cook with gas	Definitions include: to perform an action quickly or efficiently.
cool with	Definitions include: approving of.
cop off with	Definitions include: to attract a person and at least have a kiss, and maybe have sex with them.
dance with Mary Jane	Definitions include: to consume marijuana.
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