Definition of got a turtle head pokin'

got a turtle head poking

it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
I can't stand up right now, I've got a turtle head pokin'.
- See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on Jan 16 2003. Submitted by Chris M. from Virginia, USA on Jan 16 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
have to sit	Definitions include: need to defecate.
grow a tail	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
touch cloth	Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
prairie dog	Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.
brown-cap	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
have a turtle head poking out	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
got a squirrel peeking	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
gopher-holing	Definitions include: to need to go to the bathroom.
have a jumper in the door	Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement.
turtle head	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
have a round in the chamber	Definitions include: the need to defecate.
prairie dog it	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
crown	Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.
tug O' war	Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
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Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
*a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
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Other terms relating to 'got':
ain't got no	Definitions include: "don't have any".
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
cheese and crackers got all muddy	Definitions include: "Jesus Christ and God almighty."
FIGMO	Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders".
G2G	Definitions include: acronym for "got to go".
GG	Definitions include: acronym for "good game."
GNL	Definitions include: acronym for "got a nigga laughing".
got	Definitions include: "has".
got a squirrel peeking	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
got dandruff. some of it itches.	Definitions include: "god dammit.
gots	Definitions include: "have".
He's got lame	Definitions include: He's got lame!
PGT	Definitions include: acronym for "patient got thumped", a notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
swag	Definitions include: promotional material.
we got london on da track	Definitions include: meaning rapper sings with beasty music
Other terms relating to 'head':
acid head	Definitions include: an LSD user.
airhead	Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "dimwit".
Baby's Head	Definitions include: In the RN/RM, 'Baby's Head' refers to tinned steak and kidney pudding which was in ration packs until the change to dehydrated rations.
bald-headed yogurt slinger	Definitions include: a penis.
bang (one's) head against a wall	Definitions include: to face difficulties while trying to solve a problem.
bed head	Definitions include: messy hair from sleeping.
big head	Definitions include: conceit.
bin head	Definitions include: A totally stupid or useless person
bite (one's) head off	Definitions include: to reprimand.
bobble head	Definitions include: a female that performs fellatio frequently, or performs it well.
bob head	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
bone-head	Definitions include: someone who is dense, thick in the head, or just plain stupid.
bubble head	Definitions include: "air head" someone who is not thinking straight.
budda head	Definitions include: a truncated sentence "But-her-head" used to describe someone who's face is ugly
butt-head	Definitions include: Someone who isn't that smart or isn't nice.
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Other terms relating to 'poke':
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
have a turtle head poking out	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
pig in a poke	Definitions include: English colloquialism meaning a con.
poke	Definitions include: to engage in coitus.
poke a bear	Definitions include: to antagonize a person who can become angry, violent, or who is in a position of authority.
poke in the brown eye	Definitions include: anal sex
poke out	Definitions include: to have erect nipples visible beneath clothing.
poke smot	Definitions include: Spoonerism for "smoke pot".
poke the bear	Definitions include: to antagonize a person who can become angry, violent, or who is in a position of authority.
poking at the halo	Definitions include: To try to change someone in a bad way. Ex: I think he has been poking at her halo.
Other terms relating to 'turtle':
free the turtles	Definitions include: to defecate.
get a turtle	Definitions include: about to defecate.
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
have a turtle head poking out	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
hurting turtle	Definitions include: a person who is immobile or generally stuck in a bad situation.
peeping turtle	Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump.
turtle head	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
turtle, the	Definitions include: the toilet.

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