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Definition of you can't beat that with a bat.

you can't beat that with a bat.

  • A response to something that is a good deal.
    Person A: Hey if you go to this website you can get 2 books for free, no strings attached!

    Person B: Really? Man! You can't beat that with a bat!

    Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Sherry N. from Bryan, TX, USA on Dec 15 2001.

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Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: excessive.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.

Other terms relating to 'bat':

Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
Definitions include: electric bass, from cricket bat.
Definitions include: to conspicuously notice.
Definitions include: to do something perfectly.
Definitions include: vagina.
Definitions include: "fat bastard".
Definitions include: to be homosexual.
Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils.
Definitions include: very crazy.
Definitions include: a very unattractive female.
Definitions include: a situation that's out of the ordinary.
Definitions include: to work to help a person, cause, etc.
Definitions include: to smoke marijuana with a bat, which is a small cylinder pipe.
Definitions include: quickly.
Definitions include: a naive person

Other terms relating to 'beat':

Definitions include: a disappointing event.
Definitions include: acronym of "Biggest Beating Ever," which can refer to "beating" as in a severe physical attack, or a severe defeat e.g. in a competitive sport.
Definitions include: lacking excitement or people; "boring".
Definitions include: to bring up a subject that was resolved (or should have been resolved) long ago.
Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
Definitions include: to delay in getting to the point.
Definitions include: to engage in doggy-style sex.
Definitions include: to leave quickly; "haul ass".
Definitions include: a fight or severe beating.
Definitions include: unattractive or undesirable.
Definitions include: to hurry, hustle, esp. when departing.
Definitions include: to physically beat someone causing extensive injury.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: for a male to have sexual intercourse.
Definitions include: to masturbate.

Other terms relating to 'can't':

Definitions include: see be arsed.
Definitions include: to not be able to psychologically deal with something, usually out of frustration or sheer amazement / incredulity.
Definitions include: backronym expansion of "cunt".
Definitions include: acronym for "can't be arsed".
Definitions include: acronym for "cannot be unseen".
Definitions include: acronym for "can't remember a fucking thing".
Definitions include: a metaphorical disease that causes forgetfulness.

Other terms relating to 'that':

Definitions include: an ugly face.
Definitions include: superior, as good as it gets.
Definitions include: better than all that.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: et cetera.
Definitions include: "that a".
Definitions include: interjection of encouragement.
Definitions include: interjection of encouragement.
Definitions include: to approve or agree
Definitions include: to do something bad to someone that takes care of one.
Definitions include: British expression meaning that the speaker doesn't want to do something.
Definitions include: it means to ignore, let go or pay him/her no attention.
Definitions include: See burn a bridge.
Definitions include: to change what one says about something.
Definitions include: to understand.

Other terms relating to 'with':

Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: stupid.
Definitions include: strange / stupid.
Definitions include: in disagreement with.
Definitions include: extremely aggravated.
Definitions include: unattractive.
Definitions include: to be affecting a person.
Definitions include: to have sex with.
Definitions include: to be born into wealth and privilege.
Definitions include: See break up.
Definitions include: cool, awesome.
Definitions include: to perform an action quickly or efficiently.
Definitions include: approving of.
Definitions include: to attract a person and at least have a kiss, and maybe have sex with them.
Definitions include: to consume marijuana.

Other terms relating to 'you':

Definitions include: "fuck you".
Definitions include: "all of you".
Definitions include: of course; definitely.
Definitions include: Can be said when impatiently waiting for someone to follow you. Double meaning of coming and orgasm.
Definitions include: "at your".
Definitions include: "alright".
Definitions include: and the same to you.
Definitions include: it means good, used like hell yah.
Definitions include: a cunt.
Definitions include: to be completely stupefied by losing sight of basketball.
Definitions include: This phrase means to stop something fully and finally.
Definitions include: acronym for "do you know" or "did you know".
Definitions include: acronym for "fuck off, you bastard."
Definitions include: before you were even born.
Definitions include: acronym for "fixed that for you".

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