• Steal, pick up, grab.

  Where did you hark that couch?

  by D C., Dallas, TX, USA, May 25 1999.

• Means, to steal or swindle something from someone.

  He heisted that convenience store.

  by Sherri D., Pittsburgh, PA, USA, Aug 22 2002.

• 1) To steal. 2) To screw up. First heard in "Strange Brew."

  Somebody hoarked our clothes.

  He really hoarked up the job he was working on.

  by Elmo, Chicago, IL, USA, Sep 10 1998.

• throw up, ralph, puke.

  After the party last night, I hoarked my brains out!

  by Danielle, USA, Jan 03 2000.

• To steal. Sometimes, to be more exact, it means the person borrowed it permanently.

  She horched my CD.

  I loaned my book to her and she horched it.

  by Kati, Memphis, TN, USA, Jan 13 2003.

• Verb originating from the movie Strange Brew starring Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas.

  Hey, who horked our clothes?

  by John C, Dallas, TX, USA, Jun 02 1998.

• Vomitting so hard that stuff comes out of your nose, too.

  Man, did I hork last night!

  by Bulent A., Chicago, IL, USA, Mar 06 1999.

• to vomit, possibly a combination of honk and puke.

  She had too much to drink so she horked in the bushes.

  by Cory S., Norwalk, CT, USA, Apr 05 1999.

• v. 1. To steal.

  Are you horkin' those cookies? Gimme some.

  by Derek D., Astoria, NY, USA, Jan 18 2000.

• To vomit.

  I think I'm gonna hork!

  by AnnMarie, Wisconsin Dells, WI, USA, Oct 29 2001.

• to masturbate or vomit, careful how you use it in context, it may scare off females.

  I went home and horked it last night, or I horked all over the place.

  by andy d., Boulder, CO, USA, Apr 19 2002.

• It means to steal or shoplift (multiple) items with abandon.

  We used to hork stuff from the supermarket.

  by Stacey J., Rockwell, NC 28138, USA, Aug 22 2002.

• 1. v. to vomit; to cough up phlegm. 2. n. vomit (I stepped in dog hork.) 3. a hairball; to cough a hairball (My cat just horked.)

  After riding the rolller coaster, I felt like I was gonna hork.

  by Ryan, Jeffersonville, IN, USA, Feb 22 2003.

• to steal. Reported usage: "Shakespeare horked our script", Bob and Doug MacKenzie (from the SCTV television series circa 1983), referring to the similarities between the plot of their movie "Strange Brew" and Shakespeare's play "Hamlet."

  Shakespeare horked our script!

  by Garry S., Edmonton, AB, Canada, Mar 09 2003.

• To hork; To cough up, to choke

  The cat horked up a fur ball.

  The baseball player horked on his chew.

  by John M., Sep 05 2003.

verb

• take from a friend without intention of returning

  I horked your Dew dude.

  by Darin S., Troy, MI, USA, Mar 24 2004.

• to vomit.

  She horked all over the bathroom

  by Matt H., Morgantown, WV, USA, Feb 26 2005.

• To steal.

  I just housed that candy bar.

  by Evan G., Jul 23 1998.

• first heard in the movie PCU (the hippies playing frisbee say "we're getting housed.. we need blotter!" (the dog). verb- meaning to kick ass, beat up on your opponents, dominate.

  our team's housing!

  by joe, Baltimore, MD, USA, Sep 17 2002.

verb

• to totally dominate in a contest and follow up with major shittalk

  Stanford is afraid to play me in Scrabble; he knows that I ll house him in 3 plays.

  I ran the pool table all night long. I went home because I was tired of housin my sorry opponents.

  by dominomack, Vallejo, CA, USA, Jul 24 2004.

• stuff, things.

  by Phil L., Boston, MA, USA, Nov 19 1999.

• Bad or unworthy.

  take that jank ass shit and GO HOME!

  by Crystal, Iowa, USA, Oct 18 2001.

• ones own property.

  That's my jank, man!!!

  by Eileen, Virginia Beach, VA, USA, Feb 11 2002.

• it could mean semen or getting hit with something either in the head of the kidneys.

  i got janked in the head, he covered her with jank.

  by ryan, OH, USA, Apr 15 2002.

• to steal, typically with cunning or stealth.

  I'm going to jank that french fry.

  by Jenny J., Las Vegas, NV, USA, Aug 16 2002.

• to not be of high quality

  This party is kinda jank.

  by Crazy L., Glendale Heights, IL, USA, Jul 27 2004.

• Did wrong, messed up, jacked up

  by Anonymous, Sep 29 2009.

• Aw, that was jank dog!

  by Anonymous, Sep 29 2009.

adjective

• messed up.

  That guy's sure got a jank ride.

  by Randy J., Virginia, USA, Jun 19 2005.

• something of lame nature.

  That sure is a jank ass fool.

  by Randy J., Virginia, USA, Jun 19 2005.

• means like messed up,

  that was so jank!

  by Alex L., Dec 29 2006.

• copying or stealing or hateing.

  stop jockin my style.

  by ELizabeth, CA, USA, Dec 31 1999.

• Verb, Copying and mocking something that someone says or does.

  Stop jocking my ideas, your copying everything I do.

  by Joe B., New York, NY, USA, Sep 17 2002.

• to steal.

  I just kifed a Butterfinger from 7-11.

  by Russ C., Park City, UT, USA, May 30 1998.

• A noun meaning absolutely terrible. Not as offensive as shit but considered more offensive than crap.

  That dope is kife! I don't want it!

  by Clinton B., Canada, Nov 23 1998.

• to steal.

  Dude, someone kifed the stop sign last night.

  by Allison C., Pittsburgh, PA, USA, Feb 17 2000.

• v. to steal(or thief).

  derek kife the money formthe man's wallet.

  by worm, Pittsburgh, PA, USA, Mar 01 2000.

verb

• To steal

  I didn't have the money so I just klepto-ed it

  by Cassie L., Durango, CO, USA, Mar 31 2004.

verb

• To steal.

  The boy glommed onto the toy and then kyped it from his friend.

  by Mac, Denver, CO, USA, Jan 25 1999.

• mace to steal or take without consent.

  He maced my green!

  by ben, Bordon, Whitehill, Hampshire, UK, Mar 03 2003.

• (Verb) motavation, to leave.

  Yo, I am about to merk.

  by Majid Q., Ocean City, NJ, USA, Apr 14 1999.

• Merk means to leave or dip.

  Man, it's time to merk.

  by Chris P., Cullowhee, NC, USA, Nov 01 1999.

• to steal or take without permission.

  That shirt is pretty nice, I might have to merk that off of you.

  by Jessica S., San Francisco, CA, USA, Dec 20 2002.

• to kill someone or something

  by Leonard R., Saint Petersburg, FL, USA, May 20 2004.

• to defeat someone as in a game or competition

  by Leonard R., Saint Petersburg, FL, USA, May 20 2004.

• To kill

  Man if you keep running your mouth im going to merk you.

  by Chancy M., Charlotte, NC, USA, May 15 2005.

• to run or make a quick escape.

  I was cutting class and i saw a security guard coming, so i merked out of there.

  by Anonymous, CT, USA, Jan 28 2008.

• To steal something. Another London usage, this is now so widely understood in all but the most genteel circles in England that it's almost ceased to be slang.

  I had my car nicked last week.

  by Joshua R., Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, UK, Oct 27 1999.

• to arrest.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Aug 11 2009.

noun

• Condition or shape, generally related to physical condition.

  He is in good nick .

  by Peter L., Penang, Malaysia, Oct 21 2004.

• Ninja, n. 1. An unusual or odd person who stands out in a crowd for any reason--an object of mockery; 2. A person deserving of praise, as in,"Wow, you're such a ninja for breaking into the Pentagon's secret files." v. 1. To take, steal, grab, or pick up, as in,"Hey, ninja me that remote control, will you?"; 2. To move stealthily or quietly, as in "We'll have to ninja by the guard really carefully."; 3. To leave or go, as in,"Let's ninja over to Brad's house."

  That midget comedian is a real ninja.

  by Nathan F., Ferndale, MI, USA, Nov 04 1998.

• To win a game or event. Scoring high on a video game
  
  "I totally Ninjad that game"

  by Anonymous, Mount Vernon, OH, USA, Jul 26 2009.

• a male.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Oct 03 2009.

adjective

• desirable or impressive, particularly due to posession of ninja-like qualities (e.g. stealth, prowess in combat, efficiency)

  Wow--he is totally ninja.

  How very ninja of you, mon cher!

  by Rachel E., Asheville, NC, USA, Oct 17 2003.

• Describing anything stealthy.

  You got his password? That is very ninja.

  by Justin S., Los Angeles, CA, USA, Dec 10 2004.

noun

• a person who is stealthy, or commits a crazy act with unbelievably good results.

  I can't believe you just won the poker game, ninja.

  by Justin S., Los Angeles, CA, USA, Dec 10 2004.

verb

• To do something stealthy.

  I just ninjaed the last donut.

  by Justin S., Los Angeles, CA, USA, Dec 10 2004.

• To steal

  I didn't have the cash for the soda so I pinched it.

  by Dawn L., Louisville, KY, USA, Jan 01 2004.

• to arrest.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Aug 11 2009.