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adjective

• very much under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

  Last night, my friends and I got totally blitzed.

  I was pretty blitzed after finishing off that keg last night.

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  Last edited on Aug 21 2013. Submitted by Christine from New York, NY, USA on Dec 23 1999.

• extremely drunk.

  Man, that guy was blitzed!

  After my 3rd 40 last night, I was blitzed.

  He can't drive home. Take his keys. He's blitzed.

  I was so blitzed after 3:00am, I couldn't find my way home.

  You better not let him drive, man, he's pretty blitzed.

  We got blitzed last night at the bar.

                                                                                                                                                                                
  
  Citation from "Bush Comes to Dinner", American Dad! (TV), Season 2 Episode 10 (2007) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.

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  Last edited on Mar 04 2013. Submitted by Rustin N. on Feb 06 2000.

• significantly under the influence of marijuana; "very stoned".

  After that blunt, I was blitzed!

  Man, I am pretty fucking blitzed.

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  Last edited on Aug 21 2013. Submitted by Cheri and Ryan from Gainesville, FL, USA on Feb 09 2000.

notes

• "Blitzed" is also the past tense of blitz.

  Last edited on Aug 21 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 21 2013.

noun

• less common spelling of blivit.
  • See more words with the same meaning: a mess.
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  • See more words with the same meaning: feces.
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  Last edited on Aug 30 2015. Submitted by Rod G. from Baltimore, MD, USA on Dec 03 1999.

noun

• a mess; something useless; something unappealing.
  
  There are various specific definitions of this term. They are usually presented in the form:

  A blivit is X pounds of shit in a Y pound bag.

  where X is greater than Y.
  
  Some specific examples are:

  A blivit is 10 pounds of shit in an eight pound.

  A blivit is two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.

  Example sentences:

  This has turned into a real blivit.

  He's got a blivit for a brain.

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  Last edited on Aug 30 2015. Submitted by Rod G. from Baltimore, MD, USA on Dec 03 1999.

• a person who is a mess.

  What a blivit! That guy never shows up when he's supposed to be on fire watch.

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  Last edited on Aug 30 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30 2015.

noun - uncountable

• computer software that occupies too many resources due to its preponderance of features.
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  Last edited on Jul 24 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 26 2009.

• software that requires an excessive amount of limited resources (such as memory, disk space, or network utilization) in proportion to the functionality it provides.
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  Last edited on Nov 12 2011. Submitted by WalterGR (via TheJargonFile) on Sep 06 2009.