Browsing page 105 of "T" words

• Someone who's really hyperactive.

  Slow down, turbo.

  Last edited on Mar 03 2003. Submitted by Laura from BC, Canada on Mar 03 2003.

adjective

• bad.

  That turd waitress still hasn't brought me a refill.

                                      
  
                                                                                      
  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
  
  Citation from "Not WIthout My Daughter", Arrested Development (TV), Season 1 Episode 21 (2004) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing.

  Last edited on Jul 18 2016. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on May 13 2014.

noun

• a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".

  There's a big turd in the toilet.

  You smell like fresh turds.

  I gotta go drop a turd.

  • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

  Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Kevyn J. from Manhattan, KS, USA on Jul 07 1998.

• a session of pooping. UK slang.

  I had one hell of a turd this morning.

  Excuse me, I'm off for a turd.

  • See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).

  Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.

• feces.

  Somebody smeared turd all over the toilet seat.

  • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

  Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

• an irritating person.

  My little sister can be such a turd!

  • See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).

  Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

• an idiot, a loser, one who does something uncalled for. Popularized by the film Beavis and Butthead do America. Also appeared in the TV series South Park.

  Thanks for calling the cops, NOT! Omigod, you're such a turd burglar!

  Last edited on May 03 2013. Submitted by Shaniqua from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 21 2001.

• Somebody who burgles turds

  Last edited on Oct 12 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12 2014.

noun

• Used, colloquially, by local builders in South East England, especially Sussex, to describe drain-clearing/rodding operatives (not usually expressed in polite company.)
  
  When confronted with a blocked drain, it was common to hear a contractor come up with the phrase 'we'll have to call in the turd burglars', for which there are several well-known names on violently coloured vans around the area

  Last edited on Feb 05 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 05 2015.

• exhausted, tired.

  I feel completely turd burgled.

  Last edited on Oct 25 1999. Submitted by Sam H. from Coventry, Coventry, UK on Oct 25 1999.

noun

• a person who ruins the sanitary conditions of any bathroom or public restroom, by leaving an awful stench. May leave a skid mark.

  Get off the bowl you turd burgler!

  Don't go in there, a turd burgler hit.

  Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by KO from Detroit, MI, USA on Apr 09 2008.

• someone who tries to open the door to your bathroom stall while taking a dump

  the turd burgler desires their reward as they try to open occupied bathroom stall doors seeking the rewarding turd.

  This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. It will be saved from deletion if legitimate citations are found.

  Last edited on Sep 07 2019. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 05 2019.

noun

• buttocks.

  That girl has a fine turd cutter.

  Last edited on Jul 11 2010. Submitted by rm on May 26 1999.

• the anus.

  Damn I would like to lick her turd cutter.

  • See more words with the same meaning: anus.

  Last edited on May 04 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 02 2002.

• The residual nugget of excrement that trails the larger performance of defecation. Compare with fuck stick.

  He acted like a turdnugget at the meeting, masquerading his poor planning with an obnoxious and demanding attitude. We think of him as a Silicon Valley Napoleon.

  Last edited on Dec 08 2009. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 08 2009.

noun

• to get into someone's business

  Last edited on Jan 07 2010. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 07 2010.