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turd burglar

  • an idiot, a loser, one who does something uncalled for. Popularized by the film Beavis and Butthead do America. Also appeared in the TV series South Park.
    Thanks for calling the cops, NOT! Omigod, you're such a turd burglar!

    Last edited on May 03 2013. Submitted by Shaniqua from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 21 2001.

  • Somebody who burgles turds

    Last edited on Oct 12 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12 2014.

noun

  • Used, colloquially, by local builders in South East England, especially Sussex, to describe drain-clearing/rodding operatives (not usually expressed in polite company.)

    When confronted with a blocked drain, it was common to hear a contractor come up with the phrase 'we'll have to call in the turd burglars', for which there are several well-known names on violently coloured vans around the area

    Last edited on Feb 05 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 05 2015.

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turd burgled

  • exhausted, tired.
    I feel completely turd burgled.

    Last edited on Oct 25 1999. Submitted by Sam H. from Coventry, Coventry, UK on Oct 25 1999.

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turd burgler

noun

  • a person who ruins the sanitary conditions of any bathroom or public restroom, by leaving an awful stench. May leave a skid mark.
    Get off the bowl you turd burgler!
    Don't go in there, a turd burgler hit.

    Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by KO from Detroit, MI, USA on Apr 09 2008.

  • someone who tries to open the door to your bathroom stall while taking a dump
    the turd burgler desires their reward as they try to open occupied bathroom stall doors seeking the rewarding turd.
    This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. It will be saved from deletion if legitimate citations are found.

    Last edited on Sep 07 2019. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 05 2019.

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turd cutter

noun

  • buttocks.
    That girl has a fine turd cutter.

    Last edited on Jul 11 2010. Submitted by rm on May 26 1999.

  • the anus.
    Damn I would like to lick her turd cutter.
    • See more words with the same meaning: anus.

    Last edited on May 04 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 02 2002.

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turdnugget

  • The residual nugget of excrement that trails the larger performance of defecation. Compare with fuck stick.
    He acted like a turdnugget at the meeting, masquerading his poor planning with an obnoxious and demanding attitude. We think of him as a Silicon Valley Napoleon.

    Last edited on Dec 08 2009. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 08 2009.

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turd sniffer

noun

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Turd Sorter

noun

  • Person or persons managing or maintaining a sewer treatment plant.

    My best friend is a Turd Sorter.

    Last edited on Dec 30 2022. Submitted by EDMH on Dec 30 2022.

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turd tight

adjective

  • when a females colon is so full of shit it cause her pussy to be tighter.
    We take women out to eat before we try to fuck them so that their pussy will be turd tight.

    Last edited on Aug 17 2020. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17 2020.

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turf

noun

  • the area claimed by a person, group, gang, etc.
    This is my turf, now get off.
                                                                          

                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from "Stone Dead", Raines (TV), Season 1 Episode 4 (2007) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jan 05 2011. Submitted by Vivian D. from New York, NY, USA on Mar 02 2003.

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