Definition of five knuckle shuffles

five knuckle shuffle    

noun

• male masturbation.

  He was doing the five knuckle shuffle.

  I haven't had a five knuckle shuffle in a while.

  I walked in to find him doing a five knuckle shuffle.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on May 13 2013. Submitted by Jill G. from Westminster, London, UK on Apr 09 2005.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
wanker	Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male.
beat the kids	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank (one's) monkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
choke the chicken	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jerk the johnson	Definitions include: to masturbate.
flog the log	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jack off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
paint the ceiling	Definitions include: to masturbate.
punch (one's) clown	Definitions include: to masturbate.
pluck (one's) twanger	Definitions include: In the 1950's American TV show first called The Buster Brown Show and later called Andy's Gang, a character named Froggy the Gremlin would magically appear when summoned by the phrase "pluck your magic twanger, Froggy!"
stroke (one's) salami	Definitions include: to masturbate.
polish the pearl	Definitions include: to masturbate.
junior Olympic pole vaulting	Definitions include: to masturbate.
apply lip gloss	Definitions include: of a female, to masturbate.
have a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'five':
5-0	Definitions include: the police.
5000	Definitions include: leaving.
5-0'd	Definitions include: in jail
516	Definitions include: a "Long Island Ice Tea" (also called a "Long Island Iced Tea") which is a strong alcoholic mixed drink.
5 by 5	Definitions include: See five by five.
5 o	Definitions include: the police.
5-oh	Definitions include: the police.
9 to 5	Definitions include: See nine to five.
Audi 5000	Definitions include: to leave or exit quickly.
call five	Definitions include: to reserve something for the next five minutes, while one is absent.
fist of fives	Definitions include: a punch.
five	Definitions include: leaving.
five by five	Definitions include: fine, good, okay.
five-dollar word	Definitions include: a fancy word.
five finger	Definitions include: stolen, lifted, heisted, boosted, shoplifted.
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Other terms relating to 'knuckle':
go the knuckle	Definitions include: to fight or punch somebody.
knuckle dragger	Definitions include: a snowboarder.
knuckle-dragging	Definitions include: resembling a primate.
knuckle-nuts	Definitions include: An ignorant and stupid person.
knuckle sandwich	Definitions include: a punch or hit with a first, usually to the face.
knuckle under	Definitions include: to give in to pressure.
moose knuckle	Definitions include: when pants are so tight it makes a outline of the vagina making it look like a moose knuckle, camel toe, or ninja shoe.
sh*t knuckle brown	Definitions include: offensive shade of brown
sh*t knuckle green	Definitions include: offensive shade of green
Other terms relating to 'shuffle':
Collingwood Shuffle	Definitions include: Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss.
Kansas City Shuffle, the	Definitions include: to catch a person completely off-guard and unaware so that trickery can take place.
squeeze cheek shuffle	Definitions include: diarrhea.

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