Definition of havin' a turtle head pokin' out

have a turtle head poking out

verb

to need to defecate. Popularized by the character Fat Bastard in Austin Powers II.
Can I go now? I've got a turtlehead poking out!
- See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Emily M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Feb 29 2000.
You really have to use the restroom. Refer to Austin Powers 2.
A turtle is poking it's head.
- See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on Dec 23 2001. Submitted by Matt H. from Orlando, FL, USA on Dec 23 2001.

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Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':
have a jumper in the door	Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement.
got a squirrel peeking	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
have to sit	Definitions include: need to defecate.
grow a tail	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
tug O' war	Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
crown	Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.
prairie dog it	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
have a round in the chamber	Definitions include: the need to defecate.
brown-cap	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
gopher-holing	Definitions include: to need to go to the bathroom.
turtle head	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
touch cotton	Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly.
touch cloth	Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
prairie dog	Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
*a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
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Other terms relating to 'have':
did Rose Kennedy have a black frock?	Definitions include: "The answer to your question is obviously 'yes'."
every cloud has a silver lining.	Definitions include: for every bad thing that happens, there's something positive about it.
GLHF	Definitions include: acronym for "good luck, have fun".
HAGS	Definitions include: acronym for "have a great summer".
HAND	Definitions include: acronym for "Have a nice day."
has-been	Definitions include: a person who was once famous or successful, but is no longer.
hasbian	Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.
have	Definitions include: to take advantage of.
have a ball	Definitions include: to have a ball, e.g. a great time.
have a beef	Definitions include: to have a a problem or grudge with someone.
have a big mouth	Definitions include: to reveal information that one shouldn't.
have a big ol' vag	Definitions include: a promiscuous woman.
have a black belt in	Definitions include: to be very skilled in a particular area.
have a blast	Definitions include: See blast.
have a bone to pick	Definitions include: to have a grudge to discuss.
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Other terms relating to 'head':
acid head	Definitions include: an LSD user.
airhead	Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "dimwit".
Baby's Head	Definitions include: In the RN/RM, 'Baby's Head' refers to tinned steak and kidney pudding which was in ration packs until the change to dehydrated rations.
bald-headed yogurt slinger	Definitions include: a penis.
bang (one's) head against a wall	Definitions include: to face difficulties while trying to solve a problem.
bed head	Definitions include: messy hair from sleeping.
big head	Definitions include: conceit.
bin head	Definitions include: A totally stupid or useless person
bite (one's) head off	Definitions include: to reprimand.
bobble head	Definitions include: a female that performs fellatio frequently, or performs it well.
bob head	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
bone-head	Definitions include: someone who is dense, thick in the head, or just plain stupid.
bubble head	Definitions include: "air head" someone who is not thinking straight.
budda head	Definitions include: a truncated sentence "But-her-head" used to describe someone who's face is ugly
butt-head	Definitions include: Someone who isn't that smart or isn't nice.
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Other terms relating to 'out':
all blowed out	Definitions include: the feeling when you defecate huge and your anus is stretched.
amped-out	Definitions include: fatigued after amphetamine use.
as all get-out	Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
ask (one) out	Definitions include: to ask a person on a date.
*ss out	Definitions include: in an irreparably bad situation; "out of luck"; "screwed".
back one out	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
bail out	Definitions include: to get someone out of jail by posting bail.
bait out	Definitions include: to tell on someone; "snitch".
bake-out	Definitions include: a session of getting baked (i.e. high from marijuana.)
ball out	Definitions include: to leave.
balls out	Definitions include: See also balls to the wall.
bang out	Definitions include: to hit or cause bodily injury.
beast out	Definitions include: to study to excess or to be over-competitive in school-work.
beat (one's) brains out	Definitions include: to beat severely.
*beat seven shades of sht out of**	Definitions include: to beat severely.
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Other terms relating to 'poke':
got a turtle head poking	Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
pig in a poke	Definitions include: English colloquialism meaning a con.
poke	Definitions include: to engage in coitus.
poke a bear	Definitions include: to antagonize a person who can become angry, violent, or who is in a position of authority.
poke in the brown eye	Definitions include: anal sex
poke out	Definitions include: to have erect nipples visible beneath clothing.
poke smot	Definitions include: Spoonerism for "smoke pot".
poke the bear	Definitions include: to antagonize a person who can become angry, violent, or who is in a position of authority.
poking at the halo	Definitions include: To try to change someone in a bad way. Ex: I think he has been poking at her halo.
Other terms relating to 'turtle':
free the turtles	Definitions include: to defecate.
get a turtle	Definitions include: about to defecate.
got a turtle head poking	Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
hurting turtle	Definitions include: a person who is immobile or generally stuck in a bad situation.
peeping turtle	Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump.
turtle head	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
turtle, the	Definitions include: the toilet.

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