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Definition of hose a person

hose    

noun

  • penis.
    Akili held his hands over his hose and ran for the bathroom.

    Last edited on Jun 15 2014. Submitted by John Kitus from Boise, ID, USA on Jan 26 2012.

  • Long penis, usually black and/or asian
    His hose is so big, I feel bad for that girl's vagina!

    Last edited on Jan 26 2017. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26 2017.

verb - transitive

  • to lie to.
    I wouldn't hose you about a thing like that!
    Don't hose me!
    • See more words with the same meaning: to lie.

    Last edited on Jun 21 1997. Submitted by John Smith from Phoenix, AZ, USA on Jun 21 1997.

  • to take advantage of; "screw".
    We're getting hosed on this deal.

    Last edited on Jun 15 2014. Submitted by John S. from Phoenix, AZ, USA on Jun 21 1997.

  • to seriously injure or kill.
    Let's hose these assholes!

    Last edited on Feb 03 2000. Submitted by Carrie S. from San Diego, CA, USA on Feb 03 2000.

  • to have sexual intercourse, especially in casual circumstances.
    He picked her up off the side of the road, fed her, and hosed her in the bedroom.
    No, my son doesn't have a girlfriend, but he keeps teasing his mom by telling her that he's hosing some girl.
    My friend is bragging that she stripped a hot girl on the street and hoses her down until she was soaking wet.

    Last edited on Jan 26 2017. Submitted by J.S. G. from Houston, TX, USA on Jan 12 2003.

  • to break, ruin, or destroy.
    Thanks for hosing my computer.

    Last edited on Jul 05 2007. Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 05 2007.

  • to trick.
                                                              

                                        

    Citation from "Cash Out", Reaper (TV, 2007), Season 1 Episode 10 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Dec 20 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 20 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'sex, sexual intercourse':

Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: To have sex with a girl.
Definitions include: sex during the noon work lunch break.
Definitions include: to leave.
Definitions include: when a group of men all have sex with one women at the same time, one right behind another.
Definitions include: to have sex with.
Definitions include: to be willing to have sex.
Definitions include: An endearing term for a close friend or acquaintance.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: a girl having sex with a guy.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: to have sex (with).
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: to have, to take.

Other terms relating to 'to attack, to fight':

Definitions include: to punch or attack, typically with no prior warning. Also stole on.
Definitions include: to physically beat.
Definitions include: to want to fight.
Definitions include: to violently beat.
Definitions include: acronym of "Biggest Beating Ever," which can refer to "beating" as in a severe physical attack, or a severe defeat e.g. in a competitive sport.
Definitions include: to engage in intimate physical contact, usually intercourse. Also jump (one's) bones.
Definitions include: a competition employed to determine the ownership of an object when ownership is in dispute.
Definitions include: to be hit, punched, attacked.
Definitions include: to physically attack someone.
Definitions include: to defeat.
Definitions include: aggravation.
Definitions include: to attack, beat up.
Definitions include: to cause a crowd to disperse; BREAK UP.
Definitions include: prone to raping.
Definitions include: an invitation for a competition, such as a fight, game, etc.

Other terms relating to 'to break, ruin, destroy':

Definitions include: to break, to fail.
Definitions include: to overwhelm a web site with massive amounts of traffic due to Slashdot linking to it.
Definitions include: to steal.
Definitions include: high-grade marijuana.
Definitions include: to severely injure (a person) or damage or ruin (a thing.)
Definitions include: to be under the influence of drugs.
Definitions include: to cause a mechanism to stop functioning, or function more slowly.
Definitions include: to break or ruin.
Definitions include: to wreck a vehicle such that repairs would cost more than the value of the (unwrecked) vehicle.
Definitions include: a bug that makes hardware or software unusable.
Definitions include: great.
Definitions include: in an update or sequel to a video game, to make a weapon weak or weaker, such that it's like a Nerf gun.
Definitions include: ruined.
Definitions include: stiff, sore.
Definitions include: very cold.

Other terms relating to 'to kill':

Definitions include: to destroy.
Definitions include: "a target has been injured or killed" or "a terrorist has been injured or killed."
Definitions include: to kill.
Definitions include: leaving.
Definitions include: to murder, kill.
Definitions include: to leave.
Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm.
Definitions include: to have sex with.
Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".
Definitions include: to kill or destroy.
Definitions include: Food poisoning
Definitions include: to kill.
Definitions include: to execute or murder, usually with a firearm.
Definitions include: to shoot.
Definitions include: diamond-containing jewelry.

Other terms relating to 'to lie':

Definitions include: to deceive a person, usually in a playful manner.
Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
Definitions include: to jokingly deceive.
Definitions include: to delay in getting to the point.
Definitions include: to pretend to be someone else.
Definitions include: a replacement word for fuck.
Definitions include: related to immorality or illegality.
Definitions include: of misdeeds or misfortune, to minimize their severity.
Definitions include: to lie to; deceive.
Definitions include: cocaine.
Definitions include: to anger.
Definitions include: to give bad advice.
Definitions include: to make unfounded or exaggerated remarks or claims.
Definitions include: to be deliberately obscure or cryptic when telling a person something or answering a question.
Definitions include: to lie frequently.

Other terms relating to 'to take advantage of, cheat, trick':

Definitions include: a command (usually given by objects) implying that one is about to be taken advantage of, be in a bad situation, or fail miserably.
Definitions include: to take advantage of.
Definitions include: a dirty or promiscuous female.
Definitions include: to exit a previous arrangement, change one's mind, change one's usual behavior, etc.
Definitions include: to steal.
Definitions include: to take advantage of.
Definitions include: derogatory command that means roughly "Go get fucked!"
Definitions include: A juvenile who goes and does petty pranks and jokes in the neighborhood.
Definitions include: to tease, trick, deceive.
Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
Definitions include: to rely on others for things one wants or needs, especially food, shelter, etc.
Definitions include: to deceive by underhanded methods.
Definitions include: to duplicate.
Definitions include: To mislead or to give (or receive) bad directions.
Definitions include: to habitually take a drug or drink alcohol.

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Other terms relating to 'hose':

Definitions include: having great oral sex skills.
Definitions include: to repair or fix something that has been hosed.
Definitions include: to become overwhelmed with information.
Definitions include: generally refers to a person of lose morals but it can also imply that the person is not all that intelligent and somewhat of a loser.
Definitions include: an undesirable female, either by her appearance or personality.
Definitions include: broken.
Definitions include: to ejaculate profusely onto a sex partner's body.
Definitions include: a male stud who easily conquests women.
Definitions include: the "bypassing" of encryption via beating a person with a rubber hose until they provide their password.
Definitions include: an insult or retort to an insult.

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