Definition of hose us

hose

noun

penis.
Akili held his hands over his hose and ran for the bathroom.

Last edited on Jun 15 2014. Submitted by John Kitus from Boise, ID, USA on Jan 26 2012.
Long penis, usually black and/or asian
His hose is so big, I feel bad for that girl's vagina!

Last edited on Jan 26 2017. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26 2017.

verb - transitive

to lie to.
I wouldn't hose you about a thing like that!
Don't hose me!
- See more words with the same meaning: to lie.
Last edited on Jun 21 1997. Submitted by John Smith from Phoenix, AZ, USA on Jun 21 1997.
to take advantage of; "screw".
We're getting hosed on this deal.
- See more words with the same meaning: to take advantage of, cheat, trick.
Last edited on Jun 15 2014. Submitted by John S. from Phoenix, AZ, USA on Jun 21 1997.
to seriously injure or kill.
Let's hose these assholes!
- See more words with the same meaning: to attack, to fight.
- See more words with the same meaning: to kill.
Last edited on Feb 03 2000. Submitted by Carrie S. from San Diego, CA, USA on Feb 03 2000.
to have sexual intercourse, especially in casual circumstances.
He picked her up off the side of the road, fed her, and hosed her in the bedroom.
No, my son doesn't have a girlfriend, but he keeps teasing his mom by telling her that he's hosing some girl.
My friend is bragging that she stripped a hot girl on the street and hoses her down until she was soaking wet.
- See more words with the same meaning: sex, sexual intercourse.
Last edited on Jan 26 2017. Submitted by J.S. G. from Houston, TX, USA on Jan 12 2003.
to break, ruin, or destroy.
Thanks for hosing my computer.
- See more words with the same meaning: to break, ruin, destroy.
Last edited on Jul 05 2007. Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 05 2007.
to trick.

Citation from "Cash Out", Reaper (TV, 2007), Season 1 Episode 10 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

Last edited on Dec 20 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 20 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'sex, sexual intercourse':
get down and dirty	Definitions include: to have sex.
get guts	Definitions include: To have sex with a girl.
nooner	Definitions include: sex during the noon work lunch break.
scat	Definitions include: to leave.
pull a train	Definitions include: when a group of men all have sex with one women at the same time, one right behind another.
do	Definitions include: to have sex with.
put out	Definitions include: to be willing to have sex.
duke	Definitions include: An endearing term for a close friend or acquaintance.
dip (one's) wick	Definitions include: to have sex.
ride the flagpole	Definitions include: a girl having sex with a guy.
hit that	Definitions include: to have sex.
*fck**	Definitions include: to have sex (with).
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
scuff	Definitions include: to have sex.
bang	Definitions include: to have, to take.
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Other terms relating to 'to attack, to fight':
stole	Definitions include: to punch or attack, typically with no prior warning. Also stole on.
*whoop (one's) ss**	Definitions include: to physically beat.
you wanna step?	Definitions include: to want to fight.
beat the hell out of	Definitions include: to violently beat.
BBE	Definitions include: acronym of "Biggest Beating Ever," which can refer to "beating" as in a severe physical attack, or a severe defeat e.g. in a competitive sport.
jump	Definitions include: to engage in intimate physical contact, usually intercourse. Also jump (one's) bones.
ro-sham-bo	Definitions include: a competition employed to determine the ownership of an object when ownership is in dispute.
get banked on	Definitions include: to be hit, punched, attacked.
make (one) dust (one's) back off	Definitions include: to physically attack someone.
take down	Definitions include: to defeat.
aggro	Definitions include: aggravation.
*rip a new sshole**	Definitions include: to attack, beat up.
bust up	Definitions include: to cause a crowd to disperse; BREAK UP.
rapey	Definitions include: prone to raping.
bring it	Definitions include: an invitation for a competition, such as a fight, game, etc.
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Other terms relating to 'to break, ruin, destroy':
go kaput	Definitions include: to break, to fail.
Slashdot	Definitions include: to overwhelm a web site with massive amounts of traffic due to Slashdot linking to it.
hork	Definitions include: to steal.
kill	Definitions include: high-grade marijuana.
*fck up**	Definitions include: to severely injure (a person) or damage or ruin (a thing.)
fry	Definitions include: to be under the influence of drugs.
gum up	Definitions include: to cause a mechanism to stop functioning, or function more slowly.
bork	Definitions include: to break or ruin.
total	Definitions include: to wreck a vehicle such that repairs would cost more than the value of the (unwrecked) vehicle.
showstopper	Definitions include: a bug that makes hardware or software unusable.
key	Definitions include: great.
nerf	Definitions include: in an update or sequel to a video game, to make a weapon weak or weaker, such that it's like a Nerf gun.
*fcked**	Definitions include: ruined.
stove up	Definitions include: stiff, sore.
brick	Definitions include: very cold.
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Other terms relating to 'to kill':
waste	Definitions include: to destroy.
tango down	Definitions include: "a target has been injured or killed" or "a terrorist has been injured or killed."
send to the farm	Definitions include: to kill.
ghost	Definitions include: leaving.
187	Definitions include: to murder, kill.
dust	Definitions include: to leave.
smoke	Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm.
do	Definitions include: to have sex with.
wet	Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".
blow to hell	Definitions include: to kill or destroy.
do in	Definitions include: Food poisoning
off	Definitions include: to kill.
gank	Definitions include: to execute or murder, usually with a firearm.
pop a cap	Definitions include: to shoot.
ice	Definitions include: diamond-containing jewelry.
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Other terms relating to 'to lie':
yank (one's) chain	Definitions include: to deceive a person, usually in a playful manner.
*sht**	Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
*bullsht**	Definitions include: to jokingly deceive.
beat around the bush	Definitions include: to delay in getting to the point.
front	Definitions include: to pretend to be someone else.
fudge	Definitions include: a replacement word for fuck.
shady	Definitions include: related to immorality or illegality.
whitewash	Definitions include: of misdeeds or misfortune, to minimize their severity.
bag	Definitions include: to lie to; deceive.
snow	Definitions include: cocaine.
wind up	Definitions include: to anger.
give a bum steer	Definitions include: to give bad advice.
blow smoke	Definitions include: to make unfounded or exaggerated remarks or claims.
kosh	Definitions include: to be deliberately obscure or cryptic when telling a person something or answering a question.
lie like a rug	Definitions include: to lie frequently.
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Other terms relating to 'to take advantage of, cheat, trick':
bend over	Definitions include: a command (usually given by objects) implying that one is about to be taken advantage of, be in a bad situation, or fail miserably.
screw over	Definitions include: to take advantage of.
skank	Definitions include: a dirty or promiscuous female.
sell out	Definitions include: to exit a previous arrangement, change one's mind, change one's usual behavior, etc.
shaft	Definitions include: to steal.
screw	Definitions include: to take advantage of.
get bent	Definitions include: derogatory command that means roughly "Go get fucked!"
prank monkey	Definitions include: A juvenile who goes and does petty pranks and jokes in the neighborhood.
*pull (one's) dck**	Definitions include: to tease, trick, deceive.
bob	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
sponge off	Definitions include: to rely on others for things one wants or needs, especially food, shelter, etc.
hoodwink	Definitions include: to deceive by underhanded methods.
dupe	Definitions include: to duplicate.
bum steer	Definitions include: To mislead or to give (or receive) bad directions.
use	Definitions include: to habitually take a drug or drink alcohol.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'hose':
could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose	Definitions include: having great oral sex skills.
dehose	Definitions include: to repair or fix something that has been hosed.
drink from the fire hose	Definitions include: to become overwhelmed with information.
hose bag	Definitions include: generally refers to a person of lose morals but it can also imply that the person is not all that intelligent and somewhat of a loser.
hose beast	Definitions include: an undesirable female, either by her appearance or personality.
hosed	Definitions include: broken.
hose down	Definitions include: to ejaculate profusely onto a sex partner's body.
hose monster	Definitions include: a male stud who easily conquests women.
rubber-hose cryptanalysis	Definitions include: the "bypassing" of encryption via beating a person with a rubber hose until they provide their password.
up (one's) nose with a rubber hose	Definitions include: an insult or retort to an insult.