Definition of petted my kitty

pet (one's) kitty

verb

• to masturbate. (Usually applied only to female masturbation.)
  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Apr 02 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
beat off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
beat the kids	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wanker	Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male.
stranger, the	Definitions include: a session of masturbation while one's hand or hands are numb.
play pocket pinball	Definitions include: to masturbate.
play with (one's self)	Definitions include: to masturbate.
flog the log	Definitions include: to masturbate.
flog the bishop	Definitions include: to masturbate.
drop the kids off at the pool	Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
jack off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
torque it	Definitions include: To frequently masturbate oneself excessively and/or violently.
polish (one's) pearl	Definitions include: to masturbate.
paint the ceiling	Definitions include: to masturbate.
choke (one's) chicken	Definitions include: to masturbate.
date Mrs. Palmer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'kitty':
bad kitty	Definitions include: an evil young woman with conspicuous sex appeal.
kitty	Definitions include: female genitalia.
kitty-corner	Definitions include: across from.
Other terms relating to 'pet':
pet the bunny	Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
pet the dolphin	Definitions include: to masturbate
teacher's pet	Definitions include: a person who attempts to gain favor with a teacher by being especially attentive, polite, studious, etc.

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