Definition of purple monkey

purple monkey

noun

• This is what you say when you see a girl with a nice ass.

  Last edited on Jan 15 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15 2013.

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Other terms relating to 'monkey':
*ss monkey	Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
brass monkeys	Definitions include: very cold.
butt monkey	Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
butt monkeyed	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
cheese-eating surrender monkey	Definitions include: a Frenchman.
code monkey	Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
desk monkey	Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
funky monkey	Definitions include: a funky person.
give a monkey's	Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
go iron monkey	Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
grease monkey	Definitions include: a mechanic.
Infinite-Monkey Theorem	Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
jizz monkey	Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
juice monkey	Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Like a monkey on a stick	Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.
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Other terms relating to 'purple':
play the purple oboe	Definitions include: see purple oboe.
purp	Definitions include: marijuana with purple hairs.
purple-headed soldier	Definitions include: a penis.
purple headed solider man	Definitions include: A penis.
purple-headed warrior	Definitions include: a penis.
purple-headed yogurt slinger	Definitions include: a penis.
purple nurple	Definitions include: The result of a titty twister that is so severe that the nipple turns purple.
purple oboe	Definitions include: penis.
purple party balloon	Definitions include: hemorrhoid.
sh*t a cold purple Twinkie	Definitions include: to react with extreme emotion; "freak out"; have a fit.
sh*t purple Twinkies	Definitions include: to become very excited, freak out

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