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Definition of safety monkey
safety monkey
noun
- a friend kept around to abuse, make fun of, invite places and never show up, etc. Origin: web comic strip Penny Arcade.
I'd feel bad about leaving him out there, but it's only Safety Monkey.
- See more words with the same meaning: friend, friends.
Last edited on Aug 10 2017. Submitted by David E. from Milford, NH, USA on Aug 18 2002.
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Other terms relating to 'friend, friends': | |
| Definitions include: a friend. | |
| Definitions include: a female friend. | |
| Definitions include: a male. | |
| Definitions include: in agreement with a plan to do something. | |
| Definitions include: a close male friend. | |
| Definitions include: colloquial pronunciation of fool. | |
| Definitions include: a friend who one isn't dating but "bangs" (i.e. has sex with); "friend with benefits". | |
| Definitions include: a best friend. | |
| Definitions include: friends only for the purpose of having intercourse. | |
| Definitions include: variant of bro. | |
| Definitions include: friend. | |
| Definitions include: a person who is a little odd, or can be a term of affection for a friend. | |
| Definitions include: friend. | |
| Definitions include: A good friend, a sweet person. | |
| Definitions include: See also my boy. | |
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Other terms relating to 'monkey': | |
| Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid | |
| Definitions include: very cold. | |
| Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: a Frenchman. | |
| Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer". | |
| Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk. | |
| Definitions include: a funky person. | |
| Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative | |
| Definitions include: to severely injure someone. | |
| Definitions include: a mechanic. | |
| Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington. | |
| Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow. | |
| Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho. | |
| Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises. | |
Other terms relating to 'safety': | |
| Definitions include: marijuana. | |
| Definitions include: a break in the workday when employees gather to ingest drugs. | |
| Definitions include: a college or university applied to that is sure to accept the applicant, in case the applicant is rejected by all other schools applied to. | |
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