Browsing page 64 of words meaning bodily functions and their results (679 words total)

noun

• a fart
  • See more words with the same meaning: to flatulate, fart, pass gas.

  Last edited on Jun 17 2003. Submitted by Dylan H. from Oxford, Oxfordshire, UK on Jun 17 2003.

expression

• when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
  • See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.

  Last edited on May 29 2014. Submitted by CroMag from Huntington Beach, CA, USA on Apr 02 2011.

adjective

• bad.

  That turd waitress still hasn't brought me a refill.

                                      
  
                                                                                      
  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
  
  Citation from "Not WIthout My Daughter", Arrested Development (TV), Season 1 Episode 21 (2004) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing.

  Last edited on Jul 18 2016. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on May 13 2014.

noun

• a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".

  There's a big turd in the toilet.

  You smell like fresh turds.

  I gotta go drop a turd.

  • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

  Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Kevyn J. from Manhattan, KS, USA on Jul 07 1998.

• a session of pooping. UK slang.

  I had one hell of a turd this morning.

  Excuse me, I'm off for a turd.

  • See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).

  Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.

• feces.

  Somebody smeared turd all over the toilet seat.

  • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

  Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

• an irritating person.

  My little sister can be such a turd!

  • See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).

  Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

noun

• a piece of feces hanging out of one's anus.

  I couldn't leave the bathroom to answer the door because I had a turtlehead.

  • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

  Last edited on Apr 24 2011. Submitted by Gil G. from USA on Jul 07 2002.

verb - intransitive

• to need to defecate. Origin: possibly from the movie Austin Powers, in which the character Fat Bastard remarks that he feels a "turtle head poking," suggesting that he needed to defecate.

  I need to find a bathroom - I'm turtle heading bad.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.

  Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Scott A. from Utica, NY, USA on Oct 21 1999.