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Browsing page 64 of words meaning bodily functions and their results (678 words total)

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touch cotton

verb

  • to need to defecate very badly. (Specifically, having a firm stool.)
    Pull in to that rest area, I'm touchin' cotton!

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Kerry C. from Albany, GA, USA on Oct 17 2002.

  • to need to defecate badly.
    I'm touching cotton here!

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Eric M. from College Park, GA, USA on Jan 16 2003.

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trouser cough

noun

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tug O' war

expression

  • when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.

    Last edited on May 29 2014. Submitted by CroMag from Huntington Beach, CA, USA on Apr 02 2011.

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turd

adjective

  • bad.
    That turd waitress still hasn't brought me a refill.
                                        

                                                                                        

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

    Citation from "Not WIthout My Daughter", Arrested Development (TV), Season 1 Episode 21 (2004) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jul 18 2016. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on May 13 2014.

noun

  • a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
    There's a big turd in the toilet.
    You smell like fresh turds.
    I gotta go drop a turd.
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    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Kevyn J. from Manhattan, KS, USA on Jul 07 1998.

  • a session of pooping. UK slang.
    I had one hell of a turd this morning.
    Excuse me, I'm off for a turd.

    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.

  • feces.
    Somebody smeared turd all over the toilet seat.
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    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

  • an irritating person.
    My little sister can be such a turd!

    Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

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turtle head

noun

  • a piece of feces hanging out of one's anus.
    I couldn't leave the bathroom to answer the door because I had a turtlehead.
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    Last edited on Apr 24 2011. Submitted by Gil G. from USA on Jul 07 2002.

verb - intransitive

  • to need to defecate. Origin: possibly from the movie Austin Powers, in which the character Fat Bastard remarks that he feels a "turtle head poking," suggesting that he needed to defecate.
    I need to find a bathroom - I'm turtle heading bad.

    Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Scott A. from Utica, NY, USA on Oct 21 1999.

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