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Browsing page 3 of words meaning to need to go to the bathroom, use the restroom (24 words total)

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touch cloth

verb

  • to be in dire need to defecate. Etymology: from the feces literally touching the cloth of the person's undergarments.
    I was touching cloth for a minute there.
    I need to hobble home as I'm touchin' cloth and about to shit myself.

    Last edited on May 08 2013. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.

  • to nearly defecate.
    Get me to the bathroom or I'm going to touch cloth!

    Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Tim F. from St Louis, MO, USA on Nov 08 2005.

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touch cotton

verb

  • to need to defecate very badly. (Specifically, having a firm stool.)
    Pull in to that rest area, I'm touchin' cotton!

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Kerry C. from Albany, GA, USA on Oct 17 2002.

  • to need to defecate badly.
    I'm touching cotton here!

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Eric M. from College Park, GA, USA on Jan 16 2003.

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tug O' war

expression

  • when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.

    Last edited on May 29 2014. Submitted by CroMag from Huntington Beach, CA, USA on Apr 02 2011.

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turtle head

noun

  • a piece of feces hanging out of one's anus.
    I couldn't leave the bathroom to answer the door because I had a turtlehead.
    • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

    Last edited on Apr 24 2011. Submitted by Gil G. from USA on Jul 07 2002.

verb - intransitive

  • to need to defecate. Origin: possibly from the movie Austin Powers, in which the character Fat Bastard remarks that he feels a "turtle head poking," suggesting that he needed to defecate.
    I need to find a bathroom - I'm turtle heading bad.

    Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Scott A. from Utica, NY, USA on Oct 21 1999.

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