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• Freddieism is the religon that worships Freddie Mercury, and believes that Freddie Mercury is god. Most freddieists make shrines to our lord and saviour, Freddie Mercury in honour of him. Shrines are also where offerings and prayer take place. Offerings can be as little as a Percy Pig to as much as Nike Airforces. All freddieists pray by kneeling with their eyes closed in front of their shrine while listening to any respectable Queen song. All prayers must be ended with "Mama! Oooooh! Didn't mean to make you cry! And if I don't come back this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on!" or it is considered an offence to Freddie. Anyone can join Freddieism, and initiation is easy. You simply have to create your first shrine with pictures of Freddie Mercury and make an offering to him. Freddieists closely follow the punk ideology, and respect all LGBTQIA+ & trans rights. Instead of using phrases like "oh my god!", they use phrases like "oh, Freddie!". Freddieism is a vastly growing religion, and was founded in a public bathroom in England, where most great stories start. Don't be shy, join Freddieism today!

  I hear that Freddieism if quite popular these days!"
  
  -"yes, I might become a freddieist myself!

  Last edited on Dec 09 2021. Submitted by Swaggy baka from Westminster, London, UK on Dec 09 2021.

noun - uncountable

• the invasive security screening procedure mandated in the United States by the Transportation Security Administration.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
  
  Citation from "'Freedom Grope,' 'Gate Rape' -- Whatever You Call It -- Do You Think It's Worth It?", Nightline's Daily Line, November 17 2010 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  Last edited on Mar 28 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Nov 19 2010.

verb

• going out to acquire free items that other people are giving away.
  
  This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. It will be saved from deletion if legitimate citations are found.

  Last edited on Mar 07 2018. Submitted by Margaret Balcom on Aug 30 2017.

verb

• to use the resources of others without giving anything in return.

  Last edited on Aug 26 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 26 2009.

noun

• a member of an apocryphal religion centered around actor Morgan Freeman.

  Last edited on Jan 07 2018. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 07 2018.

• freestyle remix

  Last edited on Feb 29 2016. Submitted by ybk on Feb 29 2016.