Browsing page 29 of "H" words

We all had a time of it after our father died. Mary's having a time of it in her new math class.

Last edited on Dec 30 2019. Submitted by Anesthesiology Dentistry on Mar 05 2019.

                                                                                               

Citation from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002 film) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

Last edited on Jun 13 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jun 13 2011.

Last edited on Feb 03 2006. Submitted by Paul on Feb 03 2006.

I felt randy at work, so I went to the bogs and had a tug.

Last edited on Jun 08 2016. Submitted by Jackoff from Liverpool, Liverpool, UK on Aug 11 2014.

I didn't get any so I'm going to have a tug of war with Cyclops.

• See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

Last edited on Mar 21 2011. Submitted by John R. from Huntsville, AL, USA on Nov 06 2001.

• See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.

Last edited on Jan 16 2003. Submitted by Chris M. from Virginia, USA on Jan 16 2003.

Can I go now? I've got a turtlehead poking out!

• See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.

Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Emily M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Feb 29 2000.

A turtle is poking it's head.

• See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.

Last edited on Dec 23 2001. Submitted by Matt H. from Orlando, FL, USA on Dec 23 2001.

Let's have a wack.

Last edited on Oct 09 2001. Submitted by trav from Australia on Oct 09 2001.