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jerk (one's) gherkin
verb
- to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Dec 10 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
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jerk store
noun
- noun, derived from the 1990's sitcom, Seinfeld. A special kind of jerk.
You jerk store, I can't believe you just urinated on my couch.
Last edited on Feb 21 2013. Submitted by Dan A. from Reedley, CA, USA on Oct 22 2002.
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jerk the gherkin
verb
- to masturbate (applies only to males.) "Gherkin" - a pickle - representing the penis.
He's upstairs, probably jerking the gherkin.
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Jun 03 2010. Submitted by Robbie G. from Stroud, Hampshire, UK on Feb 13 2006.
- (of a female) to masturbate a male
We know you were jerking his gherkin yesterday, you can't pretend you weren't.
Last edited on Feb 13 2006. Submitted by Robbie G. from Stroud, Hampshire, UK on Feb 13 2006.
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jerk the johnson
verb
- to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Aug 11 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
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jerkwad 
noun
- a contemptible person.
Citation from "Search Committee 1", The Office (US TV), Season 7 Episode 25 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.My husband is a jerkwad.
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on May 05 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 09 2009.
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jerky
- befitting a jerk.
Last edited on Oct 03 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 03 2009.
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jerry
noun
- a German. From World War I.
Last edited on Jul 31 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 02 2010.
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jerry-ass
- screwed up; shitty; janky.
This jerry-ass Ferris wheel don't work!
Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Rustam S. from New York, NY, USA on Dec 10 2001.
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jerry rig
- To repair something quickly without doing it properly. (Usually involves some duct tape or panty hose).
I jerry rigged the waterpump, it should last the night.
Last edited on Nov 03 1999. Submitted by G. Marais from Colorado, USA on Nov 03 1999.
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Jerry's kid
- moron. idiot. Origin: Jerry Lewis's telethon for physically disabled children. note: I've only heard it used in reference to MENTAL disability.
He's so dumb... such a Jerry's kid.
Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Audrey M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Jan 22 1999.
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