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jerk off

noun

  • a mean or rude person; "jerk".
    You're such a jerk-off!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

    Citation from "Search Committee 1", The Office (US TV), Season 7 Episode 25 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jul 24 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11 1999.

verb

  • to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation.
    Five minutes before my shift ended I was jerking off playing solitaire on my computer.
    Person 1: What have you been up to at work?

    Person 2: Just jerking off.

    Last edited on Mar 18 2014. Submitted by Alex M. from Las Vegas, NV, USA on Dec 08 1998.

verb - intransitive

  • to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from "Charlie Kelly: King of Rats", It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV), Season 6 Episode 10 (2010) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
                                      

                                                                                                                           

    Citation from "Dr. Ben / Nick", Louie (TV), Season 1 Episode 3 (2010) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

    Citation from "Halloween / Ellie", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 10 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Halloween / Ellie", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 10 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                               

    Citation from "Chapter 7", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 1 (2010) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 04 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11 1999.

verb - transitive

  • to stimulate a penis with one's hands, until ejaculation.
    Last night my girlfriend jerked me off.
                                                                                 

    Citation from "Poker / Divorce", Louie (TV), Season 1 Episode 2 (2010) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from "Come On / God", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 8 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                 

    Citation from "Chapter 11", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 5 (2010) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Dec 19 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28 2008.

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jerk (one's) chain

verb

  • to deceive a person, usually in a kidding manner.

    Last edited on Oct 03 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 03 2009.

  • To make things more difficult than necessary in order to get a reaction.

    Last edited on Aug 17 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16 2011.

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jerk (one's) gherkin

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jerk store

noun

  • noun, derived from the 1990's sitcom, Seinfeld. A special kind of jerk.
    You jerk store, I can't believe you just urinated on my couch.

    Last edited on Feb 21 2013. Submitted by Dan A. from Reedley, CA, USA on Oct 22 2002.

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jerk the gherkin

verb

  • to masturbate (applies only to males.) "Gherkin" - a pickle - representing the penis.
    He's upstairs, probably jerking the gherkin.

    Last edited on Jun 03 2010. Submitted by Robbie G. from Stroud, Hampshire, UK on Feb 13 2006.

  • (of a female) to masturbate a male
    We know you were jerking his gherkin yesterday, you can't pretend you weren't.

    Last edited on Feb 13 2006. Submitted by Robbie G. from Stroud, Hampshire, UK on Feb 13 2006.

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jerk the johnson

verb

  • to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
    If you are willing to give yur lady the attention she desires, jerk the johnson before hand.

    Last edited on Sep 20 2015. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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jerky

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jerry

noun

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jerry-ass

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