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noun

• noun, derived from the 1990's sitcom, Seinfeld. A special kind of jerk.

  You jerk store, I can't believe you just urinated on my couch.

  Last edited on Feb 21 2013. Submitted by Dan A. from Reedley, CA, USA on Oct 22 2002.

verb

• to masturbate (applies only to males.) "Gherkin" - a pickle - representing the penis.

  He's upstairs, probably jerking the gherkin.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Jun 03 2010. Submitted by Robbie G. from Stroud, Hampshire, UK on Feb 13 2006.

• (of a female) to masturbate a male

  We know you were jerking his gherkin yesterday, you can't pretend you weren't.

  Last edited on Feb 13 2006. Submitted by Robbie G. from Stroud, Hampshire, UK on Feb 13 2006.

verb

• to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)

  If you are willing to give yur lady the attention she desires, jerk the johnson before hand.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Sep 20 2015. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

• befitting a jerk.

  Last edited on Oct 03 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 03 2009.

noun

• a German. From World War I.

  Last edited on Jul 31 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 02 2010.

• screwed up; shitty; janky.

  This jerry-ass Ferris wheel don't work!

  Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Rustam S. from New York, NY, USA on Dec 10 2001.

• To repair something quickly without doing it properly. (Usually involves some duct tape or panty hose).

  I jerry rigged the waterpump, it should last the night.

  Last edited on Nov 03 1999. Submitted by G. Marais from Colorado, USA on Nov 03 1999.