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monkey butt

  • The uncomfortable result of your ass sweating or sharts. A wet, painful and irritating condition of the butt (causing it to swell and turn red like a monkey's butt). Can be caused by prolonged wear or wet clothes, anal sex, lack of wiping, and sweat.
    A nickname for your significant other to make them mad.

    Last edited on Jan 13 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27 2010.

  • A funny nickname for girlfriend just to make her angry

    Last edited on Jan 13 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13 2015.

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monkey clump

  • Exaggerated clump - even more of a dumbass.
    Look at those damn monkey clumps.

    Last edited on Jan 09 2002. Submitted by Kathy A. from Dallas, TX, USA on Jan 09 2002.

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monkey jump

  • to light a cigarette using a lit cigarette rather than a flame source.
    I lost my matches, so I had to monkey jump my cigarette.

    Last edited on Feb 26 2003. Submitted by Matthew A. from Canton, OH, USA on Feb 26 2003.

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monkey love

  • another term for masturbation.

    Last edited on Jan 09 2007. Submitted by Wyn C. on Jan 09 2007.

noun - uncountable

  • the act of having sex in all kinds of places, e.g. on the counter, on the stairs, on the washer.
    My roommates left this weekend, and me and my girlfriend made some monkey-love.

    Last edited on May 03 2013. Submitted by Reid from GA, USA on Jan 09 2000.

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monkey on (one's) back

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Monkey Ranch

noun

  • the monkey ranch

    A place of foolish chaos.

    Compare to Bedlam.
    The barracks turned into the monkey ranch during the NCO meeting at battalion

    Last edited on Dec 06 2016. Submitted by Dr. P.D. Fisher on Dec 06 2016.

  • A bordello.

    Compare to cat house.
    On shore leave the sailors went to the monkey ranch.

    Last edited on Dec 06 2016. Submitted by Dr. P.D. Fisher on Dec 06 2016.

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monkeys

  • An interjection of disbelief or amazement.
    Ah, monkeys, I forgot my keys!

    Last edited on Feb 26 2003. Submitted by Shane S. from CO, USA on Feb 26 2003.

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Monkey see Monkey do

verb

  • A slang way of saying copying, or mimicking. Compare to: Copycat or follower. The homies want to be like me so much they copy everything I say and do, I call that [Monkey see Monkey do].

    Last edited on May 12 2018. Submitted by Jaye-Supreme on May 12 2018.

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monkey spank

  • a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc. Basically someone who is an idiot.
    The dude next door is a monkey spank.

    Last edited on Jan 11 2013. Submitted by Tom from Carlsbad, CA 92008, USA on Mar 08 2003.

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