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• English especially London working class. It has ALWAYS been said in shock at someone who is up and awake earlier than usual. No other words added. None.
  
  "Shit the bed!?"
  
  Reply might be "Funny ha ha...nah I got a long trip today mate."

  Last edited on Oct 04 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 04 2016.

expression

• To express surprise (UK).
  • See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).

  Last edited on Oct 05 2012. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 05 2012.

verb

• to perform poorly; "screw up".

  Man, I shit the bed on that test!

  Last edited on Dec 03 2015. Submitted by Ted D. from Toronto, ON, Canada on Feb 09 2000.

• to do bad.

  I wrote my last final yesterday, but I totally shit the bed.

  Last edited on Dec 03 2015. Submitted by Derrick P. from Edmonton, AB, Canada on Dec 16 2001.

• something is bad.

  That movie shit the bed.

  Last edited on Dec 03 2015. Submitted by Derrick P. from Edmonton, AB, Canada on Dec 16 2001.

• to royally screw up.

  He totally shit the bed on that one.

  Last edited on Dec 03 2015. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.

• to mess up something, or if something like a car stops working.

  I got in an accident and my car shit the bed.

  Last edited on Dec 03 2015. Submitted by David G. on Nov 24 2004.

• to really mess something up

  My crappy car just shit the bed.

  Last edited on Dec 03 2015. Submitted by Tim M. from Milford, NH, USA on May 31 2005.

• to die.

  The old guy shit the bed before the ambulance got to the hospital.

  Last edited on Apr 29 2013. Submitted by Lloyd B. from Conover, NC, USA on Jun 14 2006.

• To suffer some catastrophic failure.

  My hard drive shit the bed.

  Last edited on May 18 2011. Submitted by Lloyd B. from Conover, NC, USA on Jun 14 2006.

• to defecate while laying in a bed.

  Josh shit the bed.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit.

  Last edited on Apr 29 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29 2013.

• to die. From the relaxing of the bowels as a result of death.

  I couldn't get to work today because my car shit the bed.

  Last edited on Dec 03 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 05 2013.

• of an object - especially machinery - to stop functioning.

  I need a new lawn mower cuz my old one finally shit the bed.

  Last edited on Dec 03 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 05 2013.

noun - plural

• toilet paper. In reference to the perforated sheets of toilet paper resembling carnival ride tickets.

  As Bob completed his massive defecation, he realized in horror that the stall was bereft of shit tickets.

  Just like you can't get into a World Series game without a ticket, it's good policy to make sure you have an ample supply of shit tickets when you go to give birth to that monster dump that you've been retaining all day.

  Last edited on Oct 19 2013. Submitted by Justin J. on May 13 2004.

adjective

• most shitty.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
  
  Citation from "Chapter 12", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 6 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  Last edited on Jan 12 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 12 2012.

interjection

• a strong exclamation of displeasure.

                                                                                                                                                   
  
  Citation from "Episode 5", Whites (TV), Season 1 Episode 5 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  Last edited on Oct 15 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 15 2011.

expression

• easy times.

  If I get this promotion I will be shitting in high clover.

  
  
  This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. It will be saved from deletion if legitimate citations are found.

  Last edited on Mar 08 2018. Submitted by Danny Rayburn on Aug 20 2017.

noun - plural

• The small defecation that is the result of constipation, eating too much candy, etc.
  
  Something meaningless, or of no importance.

  That excuse doesn't mean shittles.

  Last edited on Jan 03 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28 2012.

noun

• an amount that is more than one needs.

  We're gonna win a shit-ton of cash when we go to Vegas.

  • See more words with the same meaning: many, much, lots.

  Last edited on Mar 19 2014. Submitted by Reid from GA, USA on Jan 09 2000.

• an overwhelming quantity that seems impossible to handle

  I've got a shit-ton of work to do tonight.

  • See more words with the same meaning: many, much, lots.

  Last edited on Jan 29 2007. Submitted by James C. from Hunterdon County, New Jersey, USA on Jan 29 2007.

• freak out.

  Oh man, my dad's gonna shit Twinkies when he finds out I'm here!

  Last edited on May 18 2011. Submitted by Jeremy on Sep 29 1998.