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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. This will culminate in my release of an MBOX file including full headers. More here. 2021-03-21: Screw it. MBOX file here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of a JANFU

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'a mistake, bad idea, wrong, inappropriate':

Definitions include: injured.
Definitions include: done or performed incorrectly, strangely, opposite from the correct way, or clumsily; "backwards".
Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
Definitions include: to make a sexually inappropriate gesture or statement.
Definitions include: extremely muscular.
Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool".
Definitions include: something funny.
Definitions include: "situation".
Definitions include: an apology.
Definitions include: Fuckward.
Definitions include: in reverse or totally incorrect
Definitions include: a breast.
Definitions include: See bullshit.
Definitions include: broken.
Definitions include: to kill.

Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)':

Definitions include: acronym for "no shit, Sherlock".
Definitions include: acronym for "Central Nervous System - Quantity Not Sufficient", an insulting notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Definitions include: acronym for "long-distance relationship".
Definitions include: air conditioning.
Definitions include: acronym for "unexplained beer injury", used on medical charts by doctors in the UK.
Definitions include: "seriously."
Definitions include: "I love you too".
Definitions include: an emphatic "Okay," via a doubled "k".
Definitions include: acronym for "You there?" i.e. "Are you there?"
Definitions include: acronym for "too long; didn't read."
Definitions include: acronym for "you only live once."
Definitions include: acronym for "be back in a bit", i.e. "I will return in a short amount of time."
Definitions include: acronym for "sounds good to me".
Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
Definitions include: acronym for "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer".

Other terms relating to 'military (related to)':

Definitions include: acronym for "rear-echelon mother fucker".
Definitions include: pejorative term for an Air Force.
Definitions include: "First Civilian Division."
Definitions include: acronym for "missing in action".
Definitions include: "military surplus".
Definitions include: Acronym for "situation normal, all fucked up."
Definitions include: acronym for "in Jesus's name."
Definitions include: the police.
Definitions include: a gay male who prefers young gay men.
Definitions include: "special operations".
Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders".
Definitions include: from military slang for "weapons loaded and prepared for firing".
Definitions include: fresh, deep, uncut snow.
Definitions include: "unsuccessful".
Definitions include: a very late - or very early - time of the day.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'and':

Definitions include: acronym for "assault and battery".
Definitions include: "rain".
Definitions include: Cockney rhyme for ''believe''.
Definitions include: to talk a lot but never take action.
Definitions include: clumsy.
Definitions include: better than all that.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: without substance; all talk and no action.
Definitions include: a lot of money.
Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket
Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount.
Definitions include: et cetera.
Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount.
Definitions include: a quantity between 1 and one order of magnitude lower than the quantity previously mentioned.
Definitions include: interjection of agreement.

Other terms relating to 'army':

Definitions include: used to describe someone playing erratic golf.
Definitions include: acronym "not your personal army".
Definitions include: The Salvation Army.
Definitions include: a tool that is very versatile but isn't easy to use.

Other terms relating to 'fuck':

Definitions include: "fuck you".
Definitions include: absolutely.
Definitions include: very absolutely.
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."
Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker.
Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.

Other terms relating to 'joint':

Definitions include: to leave.
Definitions include: song.
Definitions include: jail or prison.
Definitions include: tounge and groove joint

Other terms relating to 'up':

Definitions include: a warning that one or more law enforcement officers are near.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: to misbehave.
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
Definitions include: well dressed, wearing makeup, etc.
Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
Definitions include: energetic due to consumption of a stimulant.
Definitions include: to increase.
Definitions include: to contribute one's share.
Definitions include: to mess up.
Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
Definitions include: to make something like ass.
Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".
Definitions include: stupid.
Definitions include: strange / stupid.

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