Definition of a MIF

MIF

noun

• acronym for "mom I'd fuck" - that is, an attractive older woman. Possibly from "MILF".

  That women is a MIF. She look fine.

  • See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
  • See more words with the same meaning: attractive female.
  • See more words with the same meaning: mother, mom, mommy, mama, mamma, momma.

  Last edited on Nov 13 2010. Submitted by jon b. from Greensboro, NC, USA on Jan 27 2000.

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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)':
AFAICS	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
witchu	Definitions include: "with you".
LMRO	Definitions include: acronym for "laughing my rear off" or "laughing my rump off".
fud	Definitions include: the vulva ("vagina").
NRN	Definitions include: acronym for "no response necessary" or "no response needed".
YOLO	Definitions include: acronym for "you only live once."
FRED	Definitions include: acronym for "fucking ridiculous economic disaster", a nickname for the Lockheed C-5 Galaxy aircraft.
TBQH	Definitions include: "to be quite honest".
stem	Definitions include: a leg.
GPO	Definitions include: acronym for "good for parts only".
MYOB	Definitions include: acronym for "mind your own business."
bka	Definitions include: acronym for "better known as".
UBI	Definitions include: acronym for "unexplained beer injury", used on medical charts by doctors in the UK.
DWT	Definitions include: acronym for "Driving While Texting."
b*tch	Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
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Other terms relating to 'attractive female':
LOLITA	Definitions include: a sexually attractive or sexually provocative female under the age of sexual consent.
good sort	Definitions include: an attractive woman.
BBW	Definitions include: acronym for "big beautiful woman".
Pebbles	Definitions include: an under-aged, attractive, promiscuous female.
scud	Definitions include: an unattractive female.
wild	Definitions include: acronyms for "a woman I'd like to doink".
decent Rita	Definitions include: an attractive female.
arm candy	Definitions include: an attractive (often much younger) date.
rasp	Definitions include: an attractive female / another word for shagging / to use.
box	Definitions include: an attractive female.
breezy	Definitions include: a female.
feedbag material	Definitions include: extremely attractive female.
Susan Glenn	Definitions include: Susan Glenn = the girl, the one that got away
millihelen	Definitions include: From Helen of Troy, described by Christopher Marlowe as having "the face that launched a thousand ships."
mami	Definitions include: a sexy, good looking girl.
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Other terms relating to 'mother, mom, mommy, mama, mamma, momma':
MOTH	Definitions include: mother on the hunt; "cougar".
hockey mom	Definitions include:
baby mamma	Definitions include: see "baby mama".
yummy mummy	Definitions include: an attractive older woman or an attractive mother.
MIWLF	Definitions include: acronym for "mother I would like [to] fuck".
moms	Definitions include: "mom" (i.e. mother,) in the singular.
old dear	Definitions include: mother
choice mom	Definitions include: a mother who is single by choice.
granny	Definitions include: a grandmother.
MAM	Definitions include: "married Asian male".
nan	Definitions include: grandmother.
baby's momma	Definitions include: the mother of a child.
baby momma	Definitions include: see "baby mama".
ma	Definitions include: pretty, cute or hot girl.
your mamma	Definitions include: the target of a variety of jokes used to insult a person's mother.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'fuck':
4Q	Definitions include: "fuck you".
abso-f*cking-lutely	Definitions include: absolutely.
abso-f*ckin'-lutely	Definitions include: very absolutely.
AFU	Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
all the f*cks I give	Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
AMF	Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
as f*ck	Definitions include: an intensifier.
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
*ss f*ck	Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
BAMF	Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
bend over get f*cked	Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."
BFD	Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
BFE	Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
b*tchass mother f*cker	Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker.
brainf*ck	Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.
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Other terms relating to 'i':
ADIDAS	Definitions include: acronym for "all day I dream about sex".
AFAICS	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
AFAICT	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
AFAIK	Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
AFAIU	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
AFAIUI	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
all the f*cks I give	Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
bee i itch	Definitions include: A heterosexual female b implies a female like a queen bee.
DILF	Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
DILLIGAS	Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
DMIID	Definitions include: acronym for "don't mind if I do".
DWIM	Definitions include: "do what I mean".
FILF	Definitions include: acronym for "father I'd like to fuck", i.e. an attractive older man.
FWIU	Definitions include: "from what I understand".
GILF	Definitions include: an attractive older woman.
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Other terms relating to 'mom':
choice mom	Definitions include: a mother who is single by choice.
hockey mom	Definitions include:
MIB	Definitions include: acronym for "mom I'd bone" and "mother I'd bone".
MILF	Definitions include: an attractive older woman.
mom jeans	Definitions include: high-waisted, unfashionable jeans commonly worn by middle-aged mothers.
moms	Definitions include: "mom" (i.e. mother,) in the singular.
soccer mom	Definitions include: a stereotypical suburban mother.
tiger mom	Definitions include: an Asian mother.
your mom	Definitions include: a comeback used in an argument when one can't think of anything better to say.
your mom was good last night	Definitions include: a general insult.

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