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Definition of a MIF

MIF

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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)':

Definitions include: acronym for "can't remember a fucking thing".
Definitions include: acronym of Someone that Impersonates or Mimics a Pimp
Definitions include: acronym for "what the fuck?".
Definitions include: fine young thing.
Definitions include: "disconnect".
Definitions include: acronym for "tough shit".
Definitions include: acronym for "Democrat in Name Only."
Definitions include: acronym for "I don't get it".
Definitions include: "Oh my fucking God."
Definitions include: an emphatic "Okay," via a doubled "k".
Definitions include: acronym for "in other words".
Definitions include: acronym for "if I recall correctly."
Definitions include: acronym of "eat a dick."
Definitions include: to not attend school or work, without permission.
Definitions include: acronym for "dear partner", i.e. one's unmarried significant other.

Other terms relating to 'attractive female':

Definitions include: a sexually attractive or sexually provocative female under the age of sexual consent.
Definitions include: an attractive woman.
Definitions include: acronym for "big beautiful woman".
Definitions include: an under-aged, attractive, promiscuous female.
Definitions include: an unattractive female.
Definitions include: acronyms for "a woman I'd like to doink".
Definitions include: an attractive female.
Definitions include: an attractive (often much younger) date.
Definitions include: an attractive female / another word for shagging / to use.
Definitions include: an attractive female.
Definitions include: a female.
Definitions include: extremely attractive female.
Definitions include: Susan Glenn = the girl, the one that got away
Definitions include: From Helen of Troy, described by Christopher Marlowe as having "the face that launched a thousand ships."
Definitions include: a sexy, good looking girl.

Other terms relating to 'mother, mom, mommy, mama, mamma, momma':

Definitions include: mother on the hunt; "cougar".
Definitions include:
Definitions include: see "baby mama".
Definitions include: an attractive older woman or an attractive mother.
Definitions include: acronym for "mother I would like [to] fuck".
Definitions include: "mom" (i.e. mother,) in the singular.
Definitions include: mother
Definitions include: a mother who is single by choice.
Definitions include: a grandmother.
Definitions include: "married Asian male".
Definitions include: grandmother.
Definitions include: the mother of a child.
Definitions include: see "baby mama".
Definitions include: pretty, cute or hot girl.
Definitions include: the target of a variety of jokes used to insult a person's mother.

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Other terms relating to 'fuck':

Definitions include: "fuck you".
Definitions include: absolutely.
Definitions include: very absolutely.
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."
Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker.
Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.
Definitions include: a "friend" who is having sex with one of one's girlfriend or one of one's ex-girlfriends, without your expressed consent or permission.

Other terms relating to 'i':

Definitions include: acronym for "all day I dream about sex".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
Definitions include: A heterosexual female b implies a female like a queen bee.
Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
Definitions include: acronym for "don't mind if I do".
Definitions include: "do what I mean".
Definitions include: acronym for "father I'd like to fuck", i.e. an attractive older man.
Definitions include: "from what I understand".
Definitions include: an attractive older woman.

Other terms relating to 'mom':

Definitions include:
Definitions include: acronym for "mom I'd bone" and "mother I'd bone".
Definitions include: an attractive older woman.
Definitions include: high-waisted, unfashionable jeans commonly worn by middle-aged mothers.
Definitions include: "mom" (i.e. mother,) in the singular.
Definitions include: a stereotypical suburban mother.
Definitions include: an Asian mother.
Definitions include: a comeback used in an argument when one can't think of anything better to say.
Definitions include: a general insult.

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