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Definition of a safety monkey

safety monkey

noun

  • a friend kept around to abuse, make fun of, invite places and never show up, etc. Origin: web comic strip Penny Arcade.
    I'd feel bad about leaving him out there, but it's only Safety Monkey.

    Last edited on Aug 10 2017. Submitted by David E. from Milford, NH, USA on Aug 18 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'friend, friends':

Definitions include: a friend.
Definitions include: a female friend.
Definitions include: a male.
Definitions include: in agreement with a plan to do something.
Definitions include: a close male friend.
Definitions include: colloquial pronunciation of fool.
Definitions include: a friend who one isn't dating but "bangs" (i.e. has sex with); "friend with benefits".
Definitions include: a best friend.
Definitions include: friends only for the purpose of having intercourse.
Definitions include: variant of bro.
Definitions include: friend.
Definitions include: a person who is a little odd, or can be a term of affection for a friend.
Definitions include: friend.
Definitions include: A good friend, a sweet person.
Definitions include: See also my boy.

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Other terms relating to 'monkey':

Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
Definitions include: very cold.
Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
Definitions include: a Frenchman.
Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
Definitions include: a funky person.
Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
Definitions include: a mechanic.
Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.

Other terms relating to 'safety':

Definitions include: marijuana.
Definitions include: a break in the workday when employees gather to ingest drugs.
Definitions include: a college or university applied to that is sure to accept the applicant, in case the applicant is rejected by all other schools applied to.

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