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Definition of having a turtle head poking out

have a turtle head poking out

verb

  • to need to defecate. Popularized by the character Fat Bastard in Austin Powers II.
    Can I go now? I've got a turtlehead poking out!

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Emily M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Feb 29 2000.

  • You really have to use the restroom. Refer to Austin Powers 2.
    A turtle is poking it's head.

    Last edited on Dec 23 2001. Submitted by Matt H. from Orlando, FL, USA on Dec 23 2001.

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Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':

Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: the need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: to need to go to the bathroom.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly.
Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: excessive.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.

Other terms relating to 'have':

Definitions include: "The answer to your question is obviously 'yes'."
Definitions include: for every bad thing that happens, there's something positive about it.
Definitions include: acronym for "good luck, have fun".
Definitions include: acronym for "have a great summer".
Definitions include: acronym for "Have a nice day."
Definitions include: a person who was once famous or successful, but is no longer.
Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.
Definitions include: to take advantage of.
Definitions include: to have a ball, e.g. a great time.
Definitions include: to have a a problem or grudge with someone.
Definitions include: to reveal information that one shouldn't.
Definitions include: a promiscuous woman.
Definitions include: to be very skilled in a particular area.
Definitions include: See blast.
Definitions include: to have a grudge to discuss.

Other terms relating to 'head':

Definitions include: an LSD user.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "dimwit".
Definitions include: In the RN/RM, 'Baby's Head' refers to tinned steak and kidney pudding which was in ration packs until the change to dehydrated rations.
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: to face difficulties while trying to solve a problem.
Definitions include: messy hair from sleeping.
Definitions include: conceit.
Definitions include: A totally stupid or useless person
Definitions include: to reprimand.
Definitions include: a female that performs fellatio frequently, or performs it well.
Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
Definitions include: someone who is dense, thick in the head, or just plain stupid.
Definitions include: "air head" someone who is not thinking straight.
Definitions include: a truncated sentence "But-her-head" used to describe someone who's face is ugly
Definitions include: Someone who isn't that smart or isn't nice.

Other terms relating to 'out':

Definitions include: the feeling when you defecate huge and your anus is stretched.
Definitions include: fatigued after amphetamine use.
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: to ask a person on a date.
Definitions include: in an irreparably bad situation; "out of luck"; "screwed".
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to get someone out of jail by posting bail.
Definitions include: to tell on someone; "snitch".
Definitions include: a session of getting baked (i.e. high from marijuana.)
Definitions include: to leave.
Definitions include: See also balls to the wall.
Definitions include: to hit or cause bodily injury.
Definitions include: to study to excess or to be over-competitive in school-work.
Definitions include: to beat severely.
Definitions include: to beat severely.

Other terms relating to 'poke':

Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: English colloquialism meaning a con.
Definitions include: to engage in coitus.
Definitions include: to antagonize a person who can become angry, violent, or who is in a position of authority.
Definitions include: anal sex
Definitions include: to have erect nipples visible beneath clothing.
Definitions include: Spoonerism for "smoke pot".
Definitions include: to antagonize a person who can become angry, violent, or who is in a position of authority.
Definitions include: To try to change someone in a bad way. Ex: I think he has been poking at her halo.

Other terms relating to 'turtle':

Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: about to defecate.
Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: a person who is immobile or generally stuck in a bad situation.
Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: the toilet.

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