To resolve Google's penalty
against this site (still active after 441 days)
I've been forced to censor all 5,300 citations of slang use.
With the penalty in place, there's just no way to compete on a level playing field
with dictionaries that don't have citations. Guys: I'm sorry.
– Walter (editor)
Definition of turds
turd
noun
- a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
There's a big turd in the toilet.
You smell like fresh turds.
I gotta go drop a turd.
- See more words with the same meaning: feces.
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Kevyn J. from Manhattan, KS, USA on Jul 07 1998.
- a session of pooping. UK slang.
I had one hell of a turd this morning.
Excuse me, I'm off for a turd.
- See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.
- feces.
Somebody smeared turd all over the toilet seat.
- See more words with the same meaning: feces.
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.
- an irritating person.
My little sister can be such a turd!
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.
| + | Add a definition for this slang term |
More info: |
Share
E-mail
Related words
Slang terms with the same meaning
Other terms relating to 'British, UK slang (list of)': | |
| Definitions include: nonsense. | |
| Definitions include: without money; "broke". | |
| Definitions include: sassy, beyond sassy... incredibly choleric. | |
| Definitions include: oral sex given to a male. | |
| Definitions include: 1) screw up 2) not live up to your ability. | |
| Definitions include: meaning fancy, stunning or anything that looks extraordinarily good. | |
| Definitions include: the police. | |
| Definitions include: an extended period of alcohol or drug use. | |
| Definitions include: extremely tired. | |
| Definitions include: Used on medical charts in the UK to indicate that the patient is an elderly female, due to the possession of a handbag. | |
| Definitions include: to report someone to the authority involved (police, school teacher). | |
| Definitions include: to not attend school or work, without permission. | |
| Definitions include: to cheer up. | |
| Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time". | |
| Definitions include: a Briton. | |
Other terms relating to 'feces': | |
| Definitions include: feces. | |
| Definitions include: feces. | |
| Definitions include: feces; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: feces. | |
| Definitions include: a mess; something useless; something unappealing. | |
| Definitions include: the noun senses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit." | |
| Definitions include: a replacement word for fuck. | |
| Definitions include: feces; "turd". | |
| Definitions include: dirt, dirty. | |
| Definitions include: feces. | |
| Definitions include: any large quantity of feces ("poo") or a combination of feces and water (from poo + tsunami.) | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: serious trouble. | |
| Definitions include: feces; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: fermented human waste, inhaled for the (alleged) intoxicating effects. | |
Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)': | |
| Definitions include: a fool. | |
| Definitions include: one's body. | |
| Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid | |
| Definitions include: "fucker". | |
| Definitions include: misspelling of douche. | |
| Definitions include: a moron, dim-wit, loser, or person of questionable lineage. | |
| Definitions include: a displeasing person; "idiot". | |
| Definitions include: bastard. | |
| Definitions include: a despicable person. | |
| Definitions include: "fucking asshole". | |
| Definitions include: a very stupid or incompetent person. | |
| Definitions include: an unpleasant woman; "bitch". | |
| Definitions include: an unattractive or promiscuous female. | |
| Definitions include: a stupid person. | |
| Definitions include: a person who is a cunt. | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'turd': | |
| Definitions include: a fart | |
| Definitions include: an idiot, a loser, one who does something uncalled for. | |
| Definitions include: exhausted, tired. | |
| Definitions include: Theft of sanitary conditions of any bathroom or public restroom, By leaving an awful stench with or with-out a skid mark. | |
| Definitions include: buttocks. | |
| Definitions include: The residual nugget of excrement that trails the larger performance of defecation. | |
| Definitions include: to get into someone's business | |
How common is this slang?
| I use it | (37) |  |
|
| No longer use it | (2) | |
|
| Heard it but never used it | (10) | |
|
| Have never heard it | (5) | |
|
How vulgar is this slang?
Average of 34 votes: 50% (See the most vulgar words.)
| Least vulgar |
|
Most vulgar |
Your vote: None (To vote, click the pepper. Vote how vulgar the word is – not how mean it is.)
| Least vulgar |
|
Most vulgar |
Where is this slang used?
Logged-in users can add themselves to the map. Login, Register, Login instantly with Facebook.
Link to this slang definition
To link to this term in a web page or blog, insert the following.
<a href="http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/turds">turds</a>
To link to this term in a wiki such as Wikipedia, insert the following.
[http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/turds turds]
Some wikis use a different format for links, so be sure to check the documentation.