• stupid, dumb, acting silly.

  you're such a dork slap.

  by steve g., MI, USA, Apr 12 1998.

• Rural Southern Alabama. Denotes that a person, animal or object is rather ugly in appearance. Literally means that subject of sentence is "purdy ugly and purdy apt to stay that way", and thus is 'doubly' purdy.

  Joe, that girl friend of yours is doubly purdy.

  by Jeff R., Wetumpka, AL, USA, Jan 24 2003.

• Said if someone is confused, mad, or if someone just did something really stupid, they're drove.

  Ugh, I'm so drove!!

  by Jennifer E., Bossier City, LA, USA, Feb 16 2000.

• a verb that means extremely mad or angry, equal to "piss off." you or someone else can "be drove" or "get drove." Pronounced the same as "drove" in the past-tense of of "drive."

  If you keep on eatin' my shit, I'mma be drove!

  by Dustin P., Houma, LA, USA, Oct 08 2002.

• To fart, break wind.

  Who Stepped on a duck?

  by Austin P., St Louis, MO, USA, Mar 17 1999.

• blowjob.

  i need some duck yo.

  by [{-tw1zt1d-}], Dec 29 2001.

• n: a person who says something really stupid or says something at the wrong time or place. Or something that is seen obviously seen and they don't notice it.

  Speaker: The sky is blue.
  
  Response: You duck.

  Speaker: Kylan, go get my paper from the desk.
  
  (The paper is right in front of Kylan.)
  
  Kylan: Where man?
  
  Speaker: Right there you duck!

  by Reshauna, Louisiana, USA, Oct 28 2002.

• Someone high on ecstasy that doesn't know where they are or is having really strong hallucinations. Usually they say they're in "another world" or something of the sort.

  The kid is acting stupid like an e-tard.

  by Karissa, Jun 20 2002.

• Ravers who have done ecstasy alot and are kinda stupid cause of it.

  All the chicks at the rave were e-tards.

  by Manny C., El Paso, TX, USA, Jul 02 2002.

• An individual who consumes large amounts of ecstacy; anyone exhibiting the vacant behavior of a frequent ecstacy user.

  If he takes any more pills, he'll become a total e-tard.

  by Michael M., York, PA, USA, Mar 02 2003.

• someone who is obviously intoxicated on ecstacy or someone who uses a lot of said drug, also a derogatory term for someone who is kind of 'vacant' upstairs

  that guy was such a freaking e-tard

  by Jim D., Portland, OR, USA, Sep 15 2004.

• being on excstcay.

  yo i went to cyberfest and got e-tarded.

  by K-Swiss LNF 916, Sacramento, CA, USA, Oct 10 2001.

• British. Used to describe a particularly ugly female.

  She's got a face like a workman's bench.

  by Harry N., Lsu, Baton Rouge, LA 70820, USA, Mar 23 1999.

• adj. meaning sick or dirty.

  Megan's hair is so feral.

  by Jessie G., South Australia, Australia, Oct 21 1998.

• an ugly male or female.

  he's so feral.

  by shana, Perth, WA, Australia, Feb 09 2000.

• stupid person;used as the abbreviation for fucking idiot.

  Patrick was being a fidiot when he jumped off the boat.

  by Katie, Stuart, NY 12190, USA, Oct 27 2002.

• acting loud and crazy when drunk, often viewed as annoying or stupid.

  She was so drunk at the party, she was totally flapping-out.

  by Ariel, MA, USA, Oct 09 2001.

• Retard, annoying, stupid.

  Oh my god you're such a flid!

  by Madz, UK, Nov 28 2002.

noun

• a very stupid or incompetent person. Etymology: from "thalidomide." British

  by Dylan H., Oxford, Oxfordshire, UK, Jun 17 2003.