Browsing page 23 of "E" words

noun

• "electronic penis". A larger "e-penis" means that its owner has greater technical ability.

  My e-penis is far bigger than yours.

  Last edited on Jun 11 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jun 11 2010.

adjective

• impressive.

  Oh my gosh, that trick was so epic!

  Season four of The Voice is so epic.

  • See more words with the same meaning: impressive.

  Last edited on Oct 26 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jun 16 2010.

• very good.

  That sandwich was epic.

  • See more words with the same meaning: good, okay, cool, awesome, fun.

  Last edited on Oct 26 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 26 2013.

noun

• a large failure. See fail.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
  
                                       
  
  Citation from "Nick Dicintio's Orgy Night", Party Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 3 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  Last edited on Dec 20 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 07 2009.

• a large failure ("fail") that involves hubris.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
  
  Citation from "Epic Win", Slate, Christopher Beam, Oct 15 2008 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  Last edited on Apr 14 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Apr 14 2010.

verb - transitive

• Epicycle (to). v.t. To attempt to prop up an absurd hypothesis with one or more supplementary hypotheses of escalating absurdity.
  
  From: The Philosophy of the Bloody Obvious', by Johann de Jong

  Last edited on May 09 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on May 09 2015.

• n. any flu-like ailment. This word is used by older people in South Arkansas (my mother and grandmother) but I've never heard it anywhere else.

  She called in sick with the epiglutis.

  Last edited on Feb 25 2003. Submitted by Terri V. from Salem, IN, USA on Feb 25 2003.

noun

• an epiphany had while pissing, i.e. urinating.

  I just had the best epissany. I think it could be a seven figure idea.

  Last edited on May 12 2015. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on May 12 2015.

noun

• Meaning: The stole worn by priests in the Eastern Orthodox tradition.
  
  Pronunciation: ep-ih-truh-KAY-lee-on
  
  Example Usage:
  
  The bishop placed the epitrachelion around the new priest's neck, symbolizing the receiving of sacerdotal grace.

  The CEO, in his sharply tailored suit, adjusted his silk tie as if it were the epitrachelion of his corporate priesthood, a symbol of the authority he was about to wield in the boardroom.

  At the avant-garde streetwear pop-up, her outfit's centerpiece was a deconstructed epitrachelion, worn ironically as a statement neckpiece over a distressed band t-shirt.

  During the sacrament of confession, the priest drapes his epitrachelion over the penitent's head as a sign of forgiveness.

  The intricately embroidered epitrachelion was a cherished heirloom, passed down within the monastery for generations.

  Last edited on Aug 28 2025. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28 2025.