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fucktard

  • Fuck borrowed from the two word phrase fucking idiot and tard taken from the early version used to describe a mentally challenged person, retard. When put together we get fucktard. A fucktard is an individual who is well equipped to operate normal living duties but somehow finds themselves looking more mentally challenged than the average person. In the south or Southern States of The United States of America, a fucktard can usually be found with self inflicted injuries, caused in the name of fun, normally preceded by the famous catch phrase " hey y'all watch this." Therein lies the stupidity, that sets in motion a chain of events, resulting in the phrase " dude you're such a FUCKTARD! "

    Last edited on Jul 16 2015. Submitted by mt dew bandit on Jul 16 2015.

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Fuck-tard

  • Someone cometely lacking common sense, Unable to make intelligent decisions.

    Last edited on Feb 06 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 06 2014.

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fuck the dog

verb

  • to do nothing of value.
    Person A: What are you up to?

    Person B: Just fucking the dog.
    Person A: What are you going to do tonight?

    Person B: Oh, I'll probably just fuck the dog.
    If it's a choice between going out and maybe screwing the pooch or staying home and fucking the dog, I'll take fucking the dog every time.

    Last edited on Apr 17 2013. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

  • to waste time while at one's job. May involve feigning productive work.
    I totally fucked the dog at work today.
    Fridays are fuck the dog day.

    Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

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  • Predominantly Canadian expression. Variants include "screw the pooch", "ducked the fog". Used by French Canadians as "fourrer le chien."

    Also "dog fucker": a person who never does anything of redeeming value.

    Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

  • also "fucking the dog and selling puppies"

    Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Kim G. from Kitchener, ON, Canada on Sep 06 2006.

  • also "screwing the pooch and selling the puppies"

    Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Colin T. on Jan 15 2009.

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fuck the duck

verb

  • to waste time or do something of non-importance. Similar to "pissin' for shits and giggles."
    I don't feel like doin' anything, so let's just fuck the duck.

    Last edited on Dec 21 2010. Submitted by Jason P. on Sep 12 1998.

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fuck the warden

  • anarchy
    Tell em fuck the warden.

    Last edited on Jan 28 2016. Submitted by ybk on Jan 28 2016.

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fuck ton

noun

  • an extremely large amount.
    I've got a fuck ton of food here.

    Last edited on Nov 28 2010. Submitted by Evil J. from Florida, USA on Mar 22 1999.

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fuck trophy

noun

  • a child.
    I almost ran over the little fuck trophy.

    Last edited on Nov 28 2010. Submitted by Ray B. from San Jose, CA, USA on Jan 30 2000.

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