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fuck the dog

verb

  • to do nothing of value.
    Person A: What are you up to?

    Person B: Just fucking the dog.
    Person A: What are you going to do tonight?

    Person B: Oh, I'll probably just fuck the dog.
    If it's a choice between going out and maybe screwing the pooch or staying home and fucking the dog, I'll take fucking the dog every time.

    Last edited on Apr 17 2013. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

  • to waste time while at one's job. May involve feigning productive work.
    I totally fucked the dog at work today.
    Fridays are fuck the dog day.

    Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

notes

  • Predominantly Canadian expression. Variants include "screw the pooch", "ducked the fog". Used by French Canadians as "fourrer le chien."

    Also "dog fucker": a person who never does anything of redeeming value.

    Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

  • also "fucking the dog and selling puppies"

    Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Kim G. from Kitchener, ON, Canada on Sep 06 2006.

  • also "screwing the pooch and selling the puppies"

    Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Colin T. on Jan 15 2009.

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fuck the duck

verb

  • to waste time or do something of non-importance. Similar to "pissin' for shits and giggles."
    I don't feel like doin' anything, so let's just fuck the duck.

    Last edited on Dec 21 2010. Submitted by Jason P. on Sep 12 1998.

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fuck the warden

  • anarchy
    Tell em fuck the warden.

    Last edited on Jan 28 2016. Submitted by ybk on Jan 28 2016.

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fuck ton

noun

  • an extremely large amount.
    I've got a fuck ton of food here.

    Last edited on Nov 28 2010. Submitted by Evil J. from Florida, USA on Mar 22 1999.

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fuck trophy

noun

  • a child.
    I almost ran over the little fuck trophy.

    Last edited on Nov 28 2010. Submitted by Ray B. from San Jose, CA, USA on Jan 30 2000.

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fuck up

noun

verb - ambitransitive

verb - transitive

  • to severely injure (a person) or damage or ruin (a thing.)
    He really fucked that guy up!
    Thanks for fucking up my car.
                                                                                                     

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    Citation from "Chapter 10", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 4 (2010) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jan 06 2012. Submitted by Craig B. from New York, NY, USA on Nov 17 1998.

  • to damage a person emotionally.
    His ex-girlfriend really fucked him up.

    Last edited on Jan 04 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 26 2009.

  • by extension of the "damage or ruin (a thing)" meaning, to perform some task exceptionally well.
    Let's get out on the dance floor and fuck some shit up!

    Last edited on Jul 21 2012. Submitted by Sarah Lynn on Feb 23 2012.

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fuck up, the

interjection

  • "shut the fuck up".
    The fuck up, man!

    Last edited on Jul 25 2010. Submitted by Edward G. from Redwood City, CA, USA on Mar 21 2006.

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fuckward

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