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verb

• to do nothing of value.

  Person A: What are you up to?
  
  Person B: Just fucking the dog.

  Person A: What are you going to do tonight?
  
  Person B: Oh, I'll probably just fuck the dog.

  If it's a choice between going out and maybe screwing the pooch or staying home and fucking the dog, I'll take fucking the dog every time.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to waste time.

  Last edited on Apr 17 2013. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

• to waste time while at one's job. May involve feigning productive work.

  I totally fucked the dog at work today.

  Fridays are fuck the dog day.

  • See more words with the same meaning: business (related to).
  • See more words with the same meaning: to waste time.

  Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

notes

• Predominantly Canadian expression. Variants include "screw the pooch", "ducked the fog". Used by French Canadians as "fourrer le chien."
  
  Also "dog fucker": a person who never does anything of redeeming value.

  Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.

• also "fucking the dog and selling puppies"

  Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Kim G. from Kitchener, ON, Canada on Sep 06 2006.

• also "screwing the pooch and selling the puppies"

  Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Colin T. on Jan 15 2009.

verb

• to waste time or do something of non-importance. Similar to "pissin' for shits and giggles."

  I don't feel like doin' anything, so let's just fuck the duck.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to waste time.

  Last edited on Dec 21 2010. Submitted by Jason P. on Sep 12 1998.

noun

• an extremely large amount.

  I've got a fuck ton of food here.

  Last edited on Nov 28 2010. Submitted by Evil J. from Florida, USA on Mar 22 1999.

noun

• a child.

  I almost ran over the little fuck trophy.

  Last edited on Nov 28 2010. Submitted by Ray B. from San Jose, CA, USA on Jan 30 2000.

noun

• a person who messes up; "a screw up".

  He got fired because he was a fuck-up.

  You are a fuck-up.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to make a mistake, be incorrect, err.
  • See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).

  Last edited on May 14 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24 1999.

• a mistake. Hyphenated.

  Guys, we've got a pretty serious fuck-up on our hands.

  • See more words with the same meaning: a mistake, bad idea, wrong, inappropriate.

  Last edited on Jan 04 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 26 2009.

verb - ambitransitive

• to perform a task especially poorly; "screw up".

  You really fucked up this job.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to make a mistake, be incorrect, err.

  Last edited on Jan 04 2012. Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24 1999.

verb - transitive

• to severely injure (a person) or damage or ruin (a thing.)

  He really fucked that guy up!

  Thanks for fucking up my car.

                                                                                                   
  
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  • See more words with the same meaning: to attack, to fight.
  • See more words with the same meaning: to break, ruin, destroy.

  Last edited on Jan 06 2012. Submitted by Craig B. from New York, NY, USA on Nov 17 1998.

• to damage a person emotionally.

  His ex-girlfriend really fucked him up.

  Last edited on Jan 04 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 26 2009.

• by extension of the "damage or ruin (a thing)" meaning, to perform some task exceptionally well.

  Let's get out on the dance floor and fuck some shit up!

  Last edited on Jul 21 2012. Submitted by Sarah Lynn on Feb 23 2012.

interjection

• "shut the fuck up".

  The fuck up, man!

  Last edited on Jul 25 2010. Submitted by Edward G. from Redwood City, CA, USA on Mar 21 2006.

• Fuckward. half-assed, backward, retarded, silly, stupid.

  That is the most fuckward way of organizing your desk I've ever seen.

  • See more words with the same meaning: a mistake, bad idea, wrong, inappropriate.
  • See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing.

  Last edited on May 14 2011. Submitted by Christal from Dallas, TX, USA on Jul 10 2002.

noun - uncountable

• Language of an unclever person. Not making sense. Spoken by a fuckwit.

  Last edited on May 08 2012. Submitted by Stephen R. from Lakeland, MN 55043, USA on May 08 2012.