Definition of a wank

wank

adjective

displeasing.
This song is fucking wank.
- See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing.
Last edited on Jun 18 2010. Submitted by matt on Feb 04 2002.

noun

a smug, self-involved person, usually male. Also wanker.
What a wank.
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Jun 03 1998. Submitted by Leslie from Minnesota, USA on Jun 03 1998.
a session of male masturbation. See "have a wank".
I had a wank.
Poor Al, you look tense. Have a wank.
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Feb 25 2011. Submitted by coach from London, Greater London, UK on Feb 22 1999.

noun - uncountable

worthless things.

Citation from "Cooking the Books", Black Books (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2000) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

Last edited on Oct 09 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 09 2011.

verb

to masturbate, especially male masturbation. Origin: British. Also have a wank.
My mother caught me wanking, and now she isn't speaking to me.
- See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Aug 21 1997. Submitted by Andy from Maidenhead, Windsor and Maidenhead, UK on Aug 21 1997.
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to play a musical instrument with technical proficiency but without emotion or soul.
That guitar player has talent, but he was just wanking.
- See more words with the same meaning: to play music, an instrument.
Last edited on Oct 09 2011. Submitted by Leslie from Minnesota, USA on Jun 03 1998.
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to complain or generally be unpleasant; "be a wanker".
He was wankin' about the food'
- See more words with the same meaning: to insult, complain, criticize.
Last edited on Oct 09 2011. Submitted by KJ from Tahoe, New Hope, PA 18938, USA on Apr 03 1999.
to spend time on pointless activity.
Stop wanking and get back to work.
- See more words with the same meaning: to waste time.
Last edited on Jul 01 2002. Submitted by David S. from New York, NY, USA on Jul 01 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'British, UK slang (list of)':
gutted	Definitions include: upset, disappointed.
DBI	Definitions include: acronym for "dirtbag index", an insulting notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
in it	Definitions include: abbreviated form of "isn't it".
Seppo	Definitions include: a "Yank", i.e. a person from the USA.
bollocks	Definitions include: "Bollocks" is also the present tense and plural form of bollock.
pumpkin positive	Definitions include: an insulting notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
flutter	Definitions include: a small bet or wager.
dust	Definitions include: to leave.
FLK	Definitions include: acronym for "funny looking kid", an insult used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
ta	Definitions include: "thank you."
chav	Definitions include: a member of a British subculture characterized by low- or middle-class youths with characteristics such as wearing athletic clothing, Burberry brand clothing, and gold chains, listening to rap music, driving low-end but "souped up" automobiles, and engaging in drunken and other crass behavior.
beak	Definitions include: nose.
UBI	Definitions include: acronym for "unexplained beer injury", used on medical charts by doctors in the UK.
muppet	Definitions include: an idiotic or incompetent person.
knackered	Definitions include: extremely tired.
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Other terms relating to 'bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing':
*ss	Definitions include: anything displeasing.
chintzy	Definitions include: poor quality; "second-rate".
bull stuff	Definitions include: censored version of "bullshit".
sucky	Definitions include: of poor quality; inadequate; displeasing.
404	Definitions include: missing or misplaced.
*sht**	Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
*lame-ss**	Definitions include: a disliked person.
false	Definitions include: displeasing; "uncool".
beat	Definitions include: lacking excitement or people; "boring".
rassclat	Definitions include: displeasing.
*fckward**	Definitions include: Fuckward.
booty	Definitions include: sexual contact.
mank	Definitions include: very displeasing; "horrible".
sheisty	Definitions include: "shitty".
sugar honey ice tea	Definitions include: "shit".
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Other terms relating to 'to insult, complain, criticize':
reem	Definitions include: misspelling of "ream".
neg	Definitions include: to say a "neg" (as described in the noun sense) to a person.
bust (one's) chops	Definitions include: to criticize.
bake	Definitions include: to flatulate.
diss	Definitions include: spelling variant of dis.
throw rocks at	Definitions include: to criticize.
*btch**	Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
bag on	Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".
slam book	Definitions include: a paper notebook passed between peers at a school, in which they write mean things about classmates and others.
dog	Definitions include: a friend.
joan on	Definitions include: to make fun of.
zwa	Definitions include: exclamation used in response to a burn or an instance of outsmarting someone.
hit back at	Definitions include: See hit back.
blaze	Definitions include: to smoke marijuana.
trash talk	Definitions include: to criticize.
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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
torque it	Definitions include: To frequently masturbate oneself excessively and/or violently.
rub one out	Definitions include: to masturbate.
shake the creamer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
junior Olympic pole vaulting	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wax the carrot	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jill off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
flog (one's) log	Definitions include: to masturbate.
polish (one's) pearl	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank (one's) monkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
shlick	Definitions include: of a female, to masturbate.
tosser	Definitions include: a general insult; "jerk", "asshole".
crack one off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
hump (one's) fist	Definitions include: to masturbate.
tug	Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
pudwhack	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'to play music, an instrument':
gack	Definitions include: to pretend to play a musical instrument, especially a guitar.
spin	Definitions include: to play records.
tickle the ivories	Definitions include: to play the piano.
hit it	Definitions include: to have sex.
cover	Definitions include: admission paid to get into a bar, dance club, etc.
womp womp	Definitions include: imitation of a sound effect traditionally used in cartoons after something unfortunate happens to a character.
throw down	Definitions include: to fight.
air guitar	Definitions include: a form of dance/mime in which a person mimes playing a guitar while music is playing.
jam	Definitions include: to leave.
Other terms relating to 'to waste time':
tool around	Definitions include: to waste time, mess around.
time sink	Definitions include: a project that is capable of consuming a practically unlimited amount of time.
posted up	Definitions include: to be standing or sitting somewhere.
spank the monkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
fess	Definitions include: to waste time in order to avoid confrontation or a potentially uncomfortable situation.
screw the pooch	Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake.
bugger about	Definitions include: to waste time.
*fck the dog**	Definitions include: to do nothing of value.
*piss for shts and giggles**	Definitions include: to waste one's time.
boondoggle	Definitions include: a waste of time and/or money.
piss-fart	Definitions include: to waste time; "dawdle".
*fck the duck**	Definitions include: to waste time or do something of non-importance.
*dck the dog**	Definitions include: to engage in an unproductive activity; waste time.
fool around	Definitions include: to engage in intimate sexual activities; "mess around".
faff	Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time".
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Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':
butt	Definitions include: extremely ugly.
binch	Definitions include: "bitch".
Peter	Definitions include: a disliked person.
lame-o	Definitions include: a lame person.
knobhead	Definitions include: a general insult; "dickhead".
bag	Definitions include: to lie to; deceive.
*ccksucker**	Definitions include: a despicable person.
chicken head	Definitions include: a female who performs fellatio frequently.
*sick fck**	Definitions include: a sick (demented) fuck (despicable person.)
schlong	Definitions include: penis.
*fck face**	Definitions include: a general insulting form of address.
douche bagel	Definitions include: general derogatory term for a person.
*fck head**	Definitions include: an idiot.
*fck**	Definitions include: to have sex (with).
*fck up**	Definitions include: to severely injure (a person) or damage or ruin (a thing.)
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'wank':
CPW	Definitions include: secret masturbation in one's pocket.
dog wanker	Definitions include: a person who stimulates the penis of ("wanks") a dog.
have a wank	Definitions include: to masturbate.
tit wank	Definitions include: the sex act in which a man places his erect penis between a woman's breast, and the woman uses her breasts to stimulate the penis.
wanker	Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male.
wankered	Definitions include: very drunk.
Wanker Town, USA	Definitions include: a derogatory term for a small town or rural area.
wank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wank-load	Definitions include: a great amount.
wank off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wank pie	Definitions include: 2nd rate, or shit.
wank spanner	Definitions include: a hand.
wank stain	Definitions include: an annoying, unpleasant, inconsequential person, who is about as enjoyable to deal with as the mess resulting from masturbation