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Definition of monkey fuck
monkey fuck 
- To light a cigarette, using another cigarette instead of a lighter.
I lost my matches, so I had to monkey-fuck my cigarette.
- See more words with the same meaning: to light a cigarette.
Last edited on Dec 15 1997. Submitted by Matt and Jason from Bowling Green, OH, USA on Dec 15 1997.
- to hit something very hard, usually with violence, e.g.- he monkey fucked the 9-iron! or he monkey fucked him with a right cross.
Last edited on Feb 09 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 09 2011.
verb
- to light a cigarette using a lit cigarette rather than a flame source.
I lost my matches, so I had to monkey fuck my cigarette.
- See more words with the same meaning: to light a cigarette.
Last edited on Dec 15 1997. Submitted by Matt and Jason from Bowling Green, OH, USA on Dec 15 1997.
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| Definitions include: To light one's cigarette by using someone else's lit cigarette. | |
| Definitions include: v. (1) to light a cigarette you plan to smoke with the one already in your mouth, (2) to smoke more than one cigarette at the same time. | |
| Definitions include: to light a cigarette using a lit cigarette rather than a flame source. | |
| Definitions include: to be on the giving end of anal sex. | |
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| Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid | |
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