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Definition of monkey fuck
monkey fuck
- To light a cigarette, using another cigarette instead of a lighter.
I lost my matches, so I had to monkey-fuck my cigarette.
- See more words with the same meaning: to light a cigarette.
Last edited on Dec 15 1997. Submitted by Matt and Jason from Bowling Green, OH, USA on Dec 15 1997.
- to hit something very hard, usually with violence, e.g.- he monkey fucked the 9-iron! or he monkey fucked him with a right cross.
Last edited on Feb 09 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 09 2011.
- To have crazy sex
Last edited on Aug 15 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15 2015.
verb
- to light a cigarette using a lit cigarette rather than a flame source.
I lost my matches, so I had to monkey fuck my cigarette.
- See more words with the same meaning: to light a cigarette.
Last edited on Dec 15 1997. Submitted by Matt and Jason from Bowling Green, OH, USA on Dec 15 1997.
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Other terms relating to 'to light a cigarette': | |
| Definitions include: to light one's cigarette by using another person's already-lit cigarette. | |
| Definitions include: v. (1) to light a cigarette you plan to smoke with the one already in your mouth, (2) to smoke more than one cigarette at the same time. | |
| Definitions include: to light a cigarette using a lit cigarette rather than a flame source. | |
| Definitions include: to be on the giving end of anal sex. | |
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Other terms relating to 'fuck': | |
| Definitions include: "fuck you". | |
| Definitions include: absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: very absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up." | |
| Definitions include: meaning caring about everything. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker." | |
| Definitions include: an intensifier. | |
| Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol | |
| Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker". | |
| Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble." | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt. | |
| Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker. | |
| Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision. | |
Other terms relating to 'monkey': | |
| Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid | |
| Definitions include: very cold. | |
| Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: a Frenchman. | |
| Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer". | |
| Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk. | |
| Definitions include: a funky person. | |
| Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative | |
| Definitions include: to severely injure someone. | |
| Definitions include: a mechanic. | |
| Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington. | |
| Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow. | |
| Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho. | |
| Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises. | |
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