expression

• declaration of victory or superiority.

  by Anonymous, Jul 17 2007.

origin

• The 1991 Sega Genesis video game "Zero Wing." Its introduction has what many consider to be the worst Japanese-to-English translation in video game history. It shows the bridge of a starship in chaos as the enemy appears and says, "How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us."
  
  In 2001, this mistranslation spread virally through the Internet, bringing with it a slew of images of doctored photographs, each showing a street sign, store front, package label, etc. manipulated to read "All your base are belong to us."
  
  The original has been generalized to "All your X are belong to us", to connote a sinister takeover of some thing "X." For example:

  When Joe signed up for his new job at Yoyodyne, he had to sign a draconian non-disclosure agreement. It basically said, "All your thoughts are belong to us."

  by The Jargon File, Jul 17 2009.

verb

• to insult for fun; MAKE FUN OF.

  Why'd you let him bag on you like that?

  Those jerks were bagging on the chess team.

  by Kennneth W., Redwood City, CA, USA, Nov 30 1999.

verb

• to flatulate. Also bake brownies.

  Stay away from her, she's been baking all day.

  Alright, who's baking?

  by Anonymous, Nov 15 1998.

• to insult or make a joke at someone's expense.

  Oh, he baked you!

  by Sole, Detroit, MI, USA, Mar 05 2003.

noun

• the middle seat in the front or back of a vehicle. The term is used most frequently to refer to the back, likely simply because most modern vehicles (especially cars) don't have a middle seat in the front.

  You've got to sit bitch.

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

• the pillion (passenger seat) of a motorcycle. Also, a term of derision among bikers when one must "ride bitch" with another due to breakdown, unavailability of one's own bike, etc. Origin: according to common practice, men usually drive motorcycles and women sit behind the men.

  Babycakes rode bitch with Bugs all the way to L.A.

  by J. Rogers, Birmingham, AL, USA, Apr 12 1998.

• friend, usually used between females. Often used in the possessive, as in "my bitch," as the example sentences show.

  You're my bitch.

  What's up, my bitches?

  Bitches, get your ass over here and sing karaoke with me!

  by M.R, Canada, Nov 28 1998.

• in courtroom lingo in states where there are habitual offender laws, lawyers have taken to shortening "habitualize" to "bitch". Sometimes a count in the charge which falls into this classification is called a "bitch" count.

  This charge is going to bitch you.

  by Ron O., Denver, CO, USA, Mar 05 1999.

• a hassle, chore, or task one doesn't want to perform.

  Doing my homework is such a bitch.

  by John C., CA, USA, Jun 20 1999.

• a servant, subordinate, or inferior competitor. Often used in the possessive, as the example sentences show.

  Speaker: Go make me a sandwich.
  
  Response: I'm not your bitch!

  I made him my bitch on the basketball court.

  You're my bitch.

  by Anonymous, ND, USA, Nov 15 1999.

• one's unwilling sexual partner, usually referring to male-on-male rape. Usually used in the possessive, as in the example sentence.

  I'm gonna make you my bitch!

  by Anonymous, ND, USA, Nov 15 1999.

• a well-meaning greeting, usually between men. Also bitch-face.

  What's up, bitch?

  What's up, bitch-face?

  by Jen, PA, USA, Feb 06 2000.

• a weakling or coward. See also bitch out.

  Why are you being such a bitch?

  by Omar C., Amityville, NY, USA, Feb 11 2000.

• an unpleasant female.

  She is such a bitch!

  She is such a biatch/biotch/biznitch/etc.

  by Shaan K., Saratoga Springs, NY, USA, Feb 20 2000.

• one's female significant other; GIRLFRIEND.

  Is that your bitch?

  by Laura, USA, Jun 19 2002.

• a U-turn. One usually "flips" a bitch. See flip a bitch.

  Aw, man, you missed the turn - flip a bitch!

  by Jason D., Costa Mesa, CA, USA, Oct 04 2002.

• a person who complains frequently.

  Stop being a bitch.

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

• a general (if derogatory) term to refer to females, often used in the plural. See also b.

  Damn, there's some hot bitches at the bar tonight!

  Who's that bitch over there?

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

• a general insult.

  Do you want to fight, bitch?

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

verb

• to complain, whine. Also bitch and moan. Implies that the person who is "bitching" does this constantly or is overreacting.

  Oh, he's just bitching about his boss.

  She's always bitching about people she hates.

  by Anonymous, Apr 06 1998.

notes

• an acronym has been invented for "bitch," far after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."

  by Yesha, OH, USA, Dec 24 1997.

• When used in most of the noun forms, also
  
  biatch; biotch; beotch; bizatch; biznatch; bisnitch; biznitch; bisnotch; bizo; bizzo; bia.
  
  These alternate pronunciations/spellings are typically not used to refer to those noun forms that deal with vehicles.

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

verb

• to not do something out of fear; CHICKEN OUT.

  I knew Tony would bitch out.

  My man bitched out.

  by Pimp Master, MN, USA, Dec 09 1999.

• to back out of an agreement for any reason.

  He promised to go with me to the party but at the last minute he bitched out.

  by Lauren, New York, NY, USA, Nov 04 2004.

• to complain to; yell at.

  She got bitched out by her boss.

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

noun

• an insult.

  That was a really big dis.

  by Kirsten Andersen, San Diego, CA, USA, Sep 28 1997.

other

• this.

  Dis homework sucks.

  by CO-CO k., Atlantic City, NJ, USA, Oct 21 2001.

verb

• to insult. Origin: possibly an abbreviation of "disrespect(ing)".

  Are you dissing me?

  by Kirsten Andersen, San Diego, CA, USA, Sep 28 1997.

noun

• a friend. Also dawg.

  What's up, dog?

  He's my dog.

  by David Capalungan, Yakima, WA, USA, Sep 14 1997.

• a method of addressing a person, similar to man and dude. Also spelled dawg.

  Hey dog, could you hand me a napkin?

  by Daylene, Los Angeles, CA, USA, Jun 09 1998.

• telephone. From Cockney rhyming slang "dog and bone." Current in London's financial services industry.

  Let's get Goldman Sachs on the dog.

  by Joshua R., Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, UK, Oct 27 1999.

• an unattractive person.

  They're such a dog!

  by Anonymous, Oct 01 2001.

• a hotdog.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Sep 02 2009.

• something of poor quality or a poor performer.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Sep 02 2009.

verb

• to relentless follow.

  Detective Davis dogged the kidnappers until he found their hideout.

  by John v., Washington, DC, USA, Feb 05 1999.

• to constantly follow, like an overly loyal pet.

  by John v., Washington, DC, USA, Feb 05 1999.

• to criticize or annoy. Also dog on.

  Quit dogging me.

  Quit dogging on me.

  by Anonymous, Oct 01 2001.

noun

• an instance of "flaming."

  After I wrote on the message board that Hondas are the best cars, a bunch of people sent me flames.

  by Anonymous, Oct 01 2001.

• one's romantic partner.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Sep 09 2009.

verb

• to complain.

  He won't stop flaming about getting fired.

  by Setebos, Berkeley, CA, USA, Apr 21 1998.

• to post a message to an internet forum intended to insult and provoke.

  When I wrote on the message board that Hondas are the best cars, I got flamed by a bunch of people.

  by Anonymous, Oct 01 2001.

verb

• to make fun of. Example joan: "Your pants are so tight you need the jaws of life to get them off!" Also joan on.

  Don't get involved, they're just joaning on each other.

  by Chris, Lanham, MD, USA, Mar 21 1998.

• To be overbearing in the process of giving direction while a person is completing a task.
  
  "The boss was on my ass today to get the job done."

  by Pazuzu, Minneapolis, MN, USA, Nov 11 2009.

adjective

• to focus negative attention on a person, e.g. by insulting, berating, or generally harassing someone.

  That guy was on your ass last night!

  Get off my ass!

  by Lance Spotted Elk, Boston, MA, USA, Apr 26 1998.

• to drive a car such that it's extremely close to the car ahead.

  I wish that car would get off my ass.

  by Anonymous, Jan 04 2003.

noun

• a disrespectful, rude, or otherwise unpleasant person.

  Your kid is a real punk.

  by Good G., San Francisco, CA, USA, Feb 19 1999.

• a punk rocker.

  Yo, that kid's a punk.

  by Crazy E., Minnesota, USA, Jan 02 2000.

• a sissy.

  by Fuji, Mesa, AZ, USA, Dec 20 2002.

• a stlye of dress, attitude, and music.

  Sid and Nancy is the punk version of Romeo and Juliet.

  by Mattie, Kansas City, KS, USA, Jun 15 2005.

verb

• to insult or intimidate.

  Rob punked that kid.

  by Fuji, Mesa, AZ, USA, Dec 20 2002.

• to steal something of low-ish value.

  That kid just punked my CD's!

  by Christine M., Port Colborne, ON, Canada, Feb 16 2003.

• to orchestrate a successful prank. Popularized by the MTV television series "Punked", hosted by Ashton Kutcher.

  I'd love to punk my sister good.

  You got punked!

  by Heather I., Fresno, CA, USA, Oct 12 2004.

• newspaper or magazine.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Sep 14 2009.

intransitive verb

• to menstruate. See also on the rag.

  I've been ragging since Tuesday, and I feel horrible!

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Nov 12 1997.

noun

• menstrual period.

  My rag is really heavy this month.

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Nov 12 1997.

• someone who complains frequently.

  You are such a rag!

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 14 1998.

transitive verb

• to criticize. Also rag on.

  She's been ragging me about getting a job.

  Stop ragging on me!

  by Irram F., Oct 21 1997.

• to stain with menses.

  Oh, man, I ragged my pants.

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Nov 12 1997.

intransitive verb

• to attack, beat up.

  I'm going to go rip that guy a new asshole.

  by Hugou, Brest, France, Mar 05 1998.

• to reprimand.

  John really screwed up on this new account. You better go rip him a new asshole.

  by Queen Latrine, Whidbey Island, USA, Jul 02 2007.

• to argue with, "have words with," set the record straight, get the better of, etc.

  I really ripped him a new asshole!

  by Queen Latrine, Whidbey Island, USA, Jul 02 2007.

intransitive verb

• to mock, make fun of, kid. Origin: British.

  Are you taking the piss?

  by Michael David, Los Angeles, CA, USA, Dec 14 1996.

transitive verb

• Also: take the piss out of, to aggravate someone on purpose.

  You're taking the piss out of me!

  by Stephen Judd, Nov 12 1997.