Definition of a desk monkey

desk monkey    

noun

• a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.

                                                                            
  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
  
  Citation from "Happiness", Wilfred (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: miscellaneous insults (list of).
  • See more words with the same meaning: professions (list of).

  Last edited on Jul 28 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 28 2011.

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Other terms relating to 'miscellaneous insults (list of)':
bible thumper	Definitions include: disparaging term for an enthusiastic religious believer.
bourgee	Definitions include: "bourgeois".
*ss-kisser	Definitions include: an obsequious person.
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fanboy	Definitions include: a male fan devoted to a particular thing.
bumlick	Definitions include: a person who behaves overly fawning so as to win favor; "suck-up".
shiksa	Definitions include: a non-Jewish female.
vulture capitalist	Definitions include: pejorative alteration of "venture capitalist".
crunchy	Definitions include: exhausted, not well.
gorby	Definitions include: a tourist.
white bread	Definitions include: bland, uninspired, boring, or insipid.
griefer	Definitions include: a person who causes others great distress for personal satisfaction, usually in computer games.
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gimp	Definitions include: a stupid person; "moron"; "idiot".
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manny	Definitions include: police.
mountie	Definitions include: Short for Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
hookup	Definitions include: a person who sells you drugs.
pork	Definitions include: police.
pigs	Definitions include: Police, Authorities.
hook up	Definitions include: a person who provides illegal drugs.
grassy	Definitions include: a police officer.
hustle	Definitions include: to work hard and get some money.
po-9	Definitions include: A police officer.
deal	Definitions include: to sell illegal drugs.
feds, the	Definitions include: See fed.
pig	Definitions include: a police officer.
pill lady	Definitions include: a female senior citizen who sells OxyContin.
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Other terms relating to 'desk':
desk jockey	Definitions include: a person with a desk job.
Other terms relating to 'monkey':
*ss monkey	Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
brass monkeys	Definitions include: very cold.
butt monkey	Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
butt monkeyed	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
cheese-eating surrender monkey	Definitions include: a Frenchman.
code monkey	Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
funky monkey	Definitions include: a funky person.
give a monkey's	Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
go iron monkey	Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
grease monkey	Definitions include: a mechanic.
Infinite-Monkey Theorem	Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
jizz monkey	Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
juice monkey	Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Like a monkey on a stick	Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.
look like a monkey f*cking a football	Definitions include: to perform terribly.
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