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Definition of a desk monkey

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Other terms relating to 'miscellaneous insults (list of)':

Definitions include: disparaging term for an enthusiastic religious believer.
Definitions include: "bourgeois".
Definitions include: an obsequious person.
Definitions include: a person who isn't good at life.
Definitions include: a male fan devoted to a particular thing.
Definitions include: a person who behaves overly fawning so as to win favor; "suck-up".
Definitions include: a non-Jewish female.
Definitions include: pejorative alteration of "venture capitalist".
Definitions include: exhausted, not well.
Definitions include: a tourist.
Definitions include: bland, uninspired, boring, or insipid.
Definitions include: a person who causes others great distress for personal satisfaction, usually in computer games.
Definitions include: acronym for "dear partner", i.e. one's unmarried significant other.
Definitions include: a stupid person; "moron"; "idiot".
Definitions include: go away.

Other terms relating to 'professions (list of)':

Definitions include: vagina.
Definitions include: a prostitute.
Definitions include: police.
Definitions include: Short for Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Definitions include: a person who sells you drugs.
Definitions include: police.
Definitions include: Police, Authorities.
Definitions include: a person who provides illegal drugs.
Definitions include: a police officer.
Definitions include: to work hard and get some money.
Definitions include: A police officer.
Definitions include: to sell illegal drugs.
Definitions include: See fed.
Definitions include: a police officer.
Definitions include: a female senior citizen who sells OxyContin.

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Other terms relating to 'desk':

Definitions include: a person with a desk job.

Other terms relating to 'monkey':

Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
Definitions include: very cold.
Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
Definitions include: a Frenchman.
Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
Definitions include: a funky person.
Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
Definitions include: a mechanic.
Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.
Definitions include: to perform terribly.

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