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Definition of spank (one's) monkey

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':

Definitions include: of a female, to masturbate.
Definitions include: a session of masturbation while one's hand or hands are numb.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation.
Definitions include: masturbation.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'monkey':

Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
Definitions include: very cold.
Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
Definitions include: a Frenchman.
Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
Definitions include: a funky person.
Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
Definitions include: a mechanic.
Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Definitions include: to perform terribly.

Other terms relating to 'spank':

Definitions include: new.
Definitions include: derogatory term.
Definitions include: a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc.
Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking").
Definitions include: intoxicated.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: an emphatic and comprehensive win.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a piece of shit person.
Definitions include: "thanks".
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: "thank you."

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