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Definition of spank (one's) monkey
spank (one's) monkey
verb
- to masturbate. Applies only to male masturbation.
Dude, quit spanking your monkey.
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on May 13 1999. Submitted by justin k. from MN, USA on May 13 1999.
- to stimulate someone's penis with one's hands.
No way, she spanked John's monkey too!
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Dec 11 1999. Submitted by Anonymous from St Louis, MO, USA on Dec 11 1999.
notes
- Also spank the monkey.
Last edited on Jun 26 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jun 26 2009.
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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate': | |
| Definitions include: about a female, to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a term for male masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a photograph of ((a printed out photograph of a person) that a male has ejaculated upon). | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to sexually stimulate a person's penis with one's hands. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
Slang terms with the same root words
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Other terms relating to 'monkey': | |
| Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid | |
| Definitions include: very cold. | |
| Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: a Frenchman. | |
| Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer". | |
| Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk. | |
| Definitions include: a funky person. | |
| Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative | |
| Definitions include: to severely injure someone. | |
| Definitions include: a mechanic. | |
| Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington. | |
| Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow. | |
| Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho. | |
| Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises. | |
Other terms relating to 'spank': | |
| Definitions include: new. | |
| Definitions include: derogatory term. | |
| Definitions include: a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc. | |
| Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively. | |
| Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking"). | |
| Definitions include: intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: an emphatic and comprehensive win. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a piece of shit person. | |
| Definitions include: "thanks". | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: "thank you." | |
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